Popsicle Stick Models

Characters: America and Canada

Warnings: Human names used and completely random recreation of a historic event. This should not be taken seriously XD


Alfred was proud of himself. He had mustered up enough patience to finish an art project! A Popsicle stick model of the White House. And he was planning on displaying it proudly! As soon as it finished drying in the kitchen.

However, the American had worn out his patience for the day so he didn't feel like waiting with the model in the kitchen. So, to keep himself from getting too bored, he was looking through video game titles that lined his shelves. He had just pulled one off the shelf when he smelled something… something burning. Something wooden burning.

Alfred hurried back to kitchen to see Matthew standing in front of the White House model. The model was a blaze and Matthew was standing there, watching with a slight smirk on his face.

"Matt! What are you doing to my popsicle stick model of the White House?" Alfred gasped, pushing his brother to the side. He tried to blow the flames out but it only seemed to increase the burning, earning a groan of exasperation from Alfred.

"Why would you burn my popsicle stick White House, Matt? I work so hard~!" Alfred whined as tears formed.

"I-I didn't know…" Matthew said quietly. But Alfred was already crying a river over the burned-to-a-crisp popsicle stick model of the White House. What a baby, Matthew scoffed mentally.

It was 1812 all over again. Except, that time, Matthew had burned down the actual White House down… not a Popsicle model.


A/N: Don't even ask XD I've been listening to War of 1812 too much…