5-5-2008

I love Cinco de Mayo

So me and my friend are just eatin' tacos at the taco eating contest, right, so this, ehh, I guess she was cute, girl shows up and practically inhales the tacos in. man was I pissed me and my bro had this title for years and we forking lost. So I told her off, then my man told her off, uhh she busted on us so hard my bro left to cry. Then I guess her sister came up and was like I'm hungry. And their convo was intense.

"Yo I'm hungry" this was the younger one "get me some food"

"Well you are fat but you are not lazy"

"At least I have a boyfriend"

"He's like 8 you're like 5"

"Fine you wanna take this on at home"

So they left

I kind of followed them, not stalking.

After a while the girl took out a jar of peanut butter out of her black Jansport girl ate joyously. It was funny so I chuckled. I looked up and they were gone. I looked around and what I saw I almost die from laughter. The little girl was in a fighting stance while the older one was sitting on the curb smiling to her-self. The girl took her four-arm and hit me right under my ribs then I couldn't breathe. The girl said

"Awe man you killed him"

I got up and sneered "I'm. Not. Dead"

"Oh cool that's a good thing Johnny"

"It's not cool that you almost killed a guy Jordan"

I staggered feeling queasy, tired and helpless.

"Awe, we got to take him home to …"

Then I kind of hit my head not fainted or blacked out.

Woke up to another girl she is around 19

"Oh, hey, you awake. Sorry about Johnny and Jordan."

"Uhh yeah"

"You want eggs"

"Uhh yeah"

"Get 'em yourself"

I got up and heard music. So I followed it and peeked in and saw the two girls singing a song I never heard before. So I open the door all the way and they still didn't notice. The music was so loud that I couldn't hear them sing. They are let me tell you they are the worst dancers ever. Then the younger started saying something that I couldn't understand. Then she took my hand and started trying to make dance. I love to dance, don't get me wrong, but since pan likes to dance I don't want to seem like I copied him. Not a moment later she walked out on us. I knew that I would need her to come back I wanted to talk with her. So I put on a song I knew when I scanned down on her I pod home and saw a song that my sister used to sing to me when I was young.

yup story time little red kicks butt i deadicate this to you. congrats