I do not own Naruto, all rights go to Masashi Kishimoto. This story contains the following: SPOILERS, OCs, The Akatsuki, and complete craziness.

Nagissa Uzumaki sat with a board look on her face. Obachi Uchiha, her best friend, sat beside her with the same face. Both were being lectured by Pain, Konan and Madara. Both were suppressing the urge to sigh. All they did was spike Nuka, Kakuzu's current partner, with a little bit of Sasori's poisen. Not even the deadly kind. Just one to paralyze him.

"So what do you two have to say for yourselves," Konan demanded. Even though she was only Nagissa's mother, she had motherly instincts to both girls. Honestly, she found the the whole situation Nuka was in quite funny. If not for the fact some of the paralysis poisen could had gotten on their fingers. THEY WERE ONLY 8 YEARS OLD!

"Sorry pretty lady, we just wanted to get back at that creep for sneaking a frog in my bed, and gluing chicken feathers on Obachi's arms and face," Nagissa said. She called Konan 'Pretty Lady' when she was defending herself from accusations.

"Yeah, Mom. We were just getting revenge!" Konan looked towards Obachi and sighed.

"One of you talk to them. You are their fathers after all." Madara and Pain sighed, while the girls snickered at her wording.

Two hours and a god speech later, both girls were walking through the hallways of the base, holding their heads. Gosh, they made one comment about Obachi's dad's true identity past Madara and he hits them both hard on the head.

"Geez, all we said was that he was to much of a klutz as a kid to do what we did and he smacks us upside the head," Obachi groaned. Nagissa turned towards the Uchiha beside her. Others were allowed to know she was an Uchiha because her mother was.

"Well, would Madara Uchiha actually be a klutz as a child?"

"Yeah guess your right."

"Nagissa," both girls looked up at the sound of Sasori's voice.

"Yes Danna?"

"Next time you use my poisens for your pranks, don't use so much Brat."

"OK, Sasori-danna." Content, Sasori walked away from his charge.

"LATER PINOCCHIO!" They could hear the puppet master growl at Obachi's name for him. Nagissa laughed at it as the girls walked to their shared bedroom.

Another two hours later

As the girls got ready for bed, Kisame, Sasori, Kakuzu, Pain, Madara, Konan, and Zetsu came in telling the girls goodnight at different times. Afterwards, Obachi changed out of her red shirt and black overalls and into her red nightgown while Nagissa got out of her black shirt and red overalls and into her blacknightgown.

Hoping into their bed the girls snuggled with their plushies of the current Akatsuki members, except Nuka, Orochimaru, and Rengie, Kisame's current partner. They had a long day, and would have a similar one tomorrow.

...The poor Akatsuki.

Again, my first fanfiction, so it was short. I'm actually going to do a series with these two, but at the same time I'm gonna be working on another Naruto fanfiction and a Creepypasta fanfiction. So ya, let's see my sleepy little sproutlings. Let's see.