Summary: It all started with the letter. In which Ichigo is in denial, Toushiro is clueless, Byakuya is weird, Shinji is a pervert, and Renji is the only normal one. All was peaceful, until a certain icy captain and co. received a mission to protect the students of a magic school and bring the criminal, Tom Riddle, to justice! Hogwarts never saw them coming.
Pairings: All pairings go, main: IchiHitsu (warning: slash)
A long sigh escaped the lips of Hitsugaya Toushiro, captain of the Tenth Division. His hand was beginning to cramp up from the long periods of signing paperwork, but he ignored it in favor of finishing his and Matsumoto's work early. Briefly pausing, Toushiro thought back to the end of the Winter War. After Aizen's defeat, Ichimaru Gin was reassigned as Captain of the Third Division after being revealed to being a double spy. The banishment of Urahara Kisuke, Shihouin Yoruichi, Tsukabishi Tessai, and the Vizards was lifted. Several Arrancars had defected halfway through the war and were placed under the protection of the newly created Fourteenth Division, led by the one and only Kurosaki Ichigo.
The familiar sound of wings interrupted his thoughts. Glancing to his left, Toushiro lifted a finger on which the Hell Butterfly landed on. From it came the voice of the Soutaichou.
"You have been summoned to a Captain's meeting."
Toushiro's eyebrows furrowed. The War had just ended and the rebuilding of Soul Society had been discussed just the day before. Why was the Soutaichou holding another meeting?
"Matsumoto!" Toushiro called out.
"Yes, taichou?" came a voice from the couch. Matsumoto was laying on his couch while reading a magazine from the Living World.
A vein threatened to pop on his forehead as Toushiro fought to keep control of his anger.
"Complete your paperwork," he ordered. "I have to attend a meeting."
"Ehhh?" she pouted. "But paperwork is so boring!"
His right eye twitched.
"And now the Captains' Meeting shall commence!"
A brief glance had Toushiro mentally nodding in approvement. After the war, Gotei 13 (now 14) had made it foremost important to fill in all Captain's seats. Ichimaru Gin was reassigned to the Third Division. Hirako Shinji and Muguruma Kensei were assigned to the Fifth and Ninth Divisions respectively. Not only had they filled in all vacant spaces, but they also created a new division made especially for Arrancars and such, and the Captain of the Fourteenth Division was no other than Kurosaki Ichigo.
"As most of you may know," Yamamoto began, "there was an incident that occurred nearly fourteen years ago. The massacre of many humans was caused by the excessive usage of the Killing Curse. The criminal who led this purge is a human named Tom Riddle, who calls himself Voldemort."
Most of the older captains nodded, while some of the new ones looked confused. Toushiro grimaced; the amount of souls that had to be purified was not to be underestimated.
"The criminal was thought to be dead by the wizard society–"
"Woah, woah," Ichigo interrupted, "Did you just say wizards?"
Yamamoto looked vaguely annoyed, "Yes. The magic society flourishes in parts of Europe, Asia–"
"How come I didn't know that? How come the humans didn't find out yet?" Ichigo cut in once more.
Byakuya glanced at him, "The wizards isolated themselves and hid their existence from the non-magical humans, whom they call Muggles."
"Oh," Ichigo blinked.
Yamamoto cleared his throat. "As I was saying, Riddle was thought to be dead after he killed James and Lily Potter and attempted to kill their son, Harry Potter. However, the Killing Curse backfired, and instead of killing the infant, and Riddle was destroyed. The entire wizarding world believed Riddle to be dead, but that is where one of the problems lie."
"If Tom Riddle had died that night," Unohana explained to the confused Ichigo, Shinji, and Kensei. "His soul would have been left behind even after his body was destroyed. He would have either turned into a Hollow or one of our shinigami would have sent him to Hell. Either way, his reiatsu would have disappeared."
"But that guy's reiatsu didn' completely disappear? Are ya sayin' that there's still traces of it left over or somethin'?" Shinji asked.
"Exactly," Ukitake nodded. "With that, we can confirm that Tom Riddle is still alive."
"If that were the only case, then we could just dispatch a shinigami to take care of that problem," Kyoraku drawled lazily. "Unfortunately, Riddle-kun seems to have committed a grave crime."
"Tom Riddle split his soul into eight fragments, one being his own," Soutaichou stated.
"A method to avoid death," Kurotsuchi cackled. "How interesting."
Toushiro shifted uncomfortably as he stood right next to the Twelfth Division Captain.
"Not only that, but he seemed to have made an appearance in the magic school, Hogwarts, three years ago. Save for a few, neither the students nor the Ministry of Magic in the United Kingdom are aware of this fact," Soi Fon said.
"Therefore, I shall assign a mission to protect the students of Hogwarts, and in extension, to capture the criminal known as Tom Riddle. Tenth Division Captain, Hitsugaya Toushiro, will you accept this mission?"
Toushiro stepped up and declared, "I will accept the mission, Yamamoto-soutaichou."
Yamamoto nodded. "You may choose up to four other persons, preferably captains, to go along with you on the mission."
Toushiro's eyes widened. A mission that required up to five Captains was almost unheard of.
"Are there any volunteers?"
Ichigo raised his hand and grinned, "Going to a magic school seems way too good of a chance to let go. I'll go."
Kenpachi leered, "If Ichigo is going, then I'm go–"
"Lemme go too. A magic school sounds interestin'," Shinji quickly intervened.
"I'll go–" Kenpachi tried again.
This time it was Byakuya who interrupted. "I volunteer Abarai-fukutaichou and myself."
Yamamoto nodded, "Then that is five people. You should receive your letter from the school in a week. Meeting adjourned!"
To be continued…
OMAKE (written by Autumn)
Fight Me
"wtf i wanted to go fight me byakuya fight me right here right now" kenpachi frowned and stomped his feet
"no dont touch me dont breathe my air i dont associate with peasants begone" byakuya stuck his nose up in the air and swaggered off into the sunset
"where did the sunset come from what the heck" toushiro blinked.
"sOOoooOooOooOooOoOoooOOoO KAWAII~~~~" shinji squealed like the girl he secretly his and took secret pics of the 10th division captain
A/N:
Red-
Helllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooo there people
Some of you may know us as the authors of As a Girl (one piece fic)
Although we should be working on the new chapter for AaG, AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
sorry
so this plot bunny latched itself onto my brain and refused to let go and autumn said something about wanting to help! (omg!11!1!)
so yeah
ummm
idk what to put here tbh lmao
omakes (how do you pronounce it oh-mah-ke or o-make?) will most likely be written by autumn that explains its idiocy :') (autumn: wow u wanna go or sum)
Autumn-
Yo, waddup :-) Autumn here ayyyy (except it's spring/summer awks)
I hope you enjoyed the first chapter lol I swear it'll get funnier (we're funny ppl ok) (well at least I am idk about red)
we'll be referring to the characters by their first names btw just so you know (for future reference) (and if u dont know the first names of bleach characters idk what ur doing here) (but its ok bc i will still love u) (red: idiot) (autumn: fight me) (red: spider remember) (autumn: ill kill u geT OFF MY A/N BEGONE PEASANT)