Just a short little oneshot featuring our favourite Thief King and his hikari... warning: implied yaoi, shonen-ai, etc...

enjoy ~

Late At Night

Ryou sighed. The clock beside him blinked 2.37 in green light; it was far too early for him to be awake. Then again, he wouldn't have been awake if it wasn't for the Ra-damned tomb robber he now shared his house with. Ever since Bakura—yes, it sounded stupid to give his yami his own name, but what else could he call him?—had gained a body of his own, he'd caused nothing but trouble for his poor hikari.

From midnight robberies to early-morning escapes, it seemed Bakura had done nothing but cause trouble for him.

'Not only trouble, hikari,' a smooth voice said.

Ryou jumped, then sighed and buried his face in the pillow. 'I wish you wouldn't read my mind so often.'

'Oh, hikari, surely you don't mean that,' Bakura purred, stalking soundlessly towards the bed.

'No, I do,' Ryou grumbled. 'It's half past two in the morning and I'm still awake because of you and your damned thievery.'

'It wasn't my fault that that stupid man got in my way.'

'No, but it was your fault that you were there in the first place.' He rolled onto his back, sighing heavily. Why couldn't his yami keep his fingers to himself?

'Because I was getting you something nice,' Bakura sulked.

'Nice?' Ryou raised an eyebrow. Nice wasn't a word Bakura liked.

'Yes, something… nice.'

'Like what?'

Now grinning madly, and with a theatrical flourish, Bakura pulled something out from behind his back.

Something long and round.

Something… cylindrical.

Ryou groaned. 'Tell me that's not what I think it is. It's late enough as it is.'

Bakura jumped onto the end of the bed, startling the tired hikari. 'What do you think it is then, Ryou-chan?'

Ryou blushed. 'Uh… well…'

'Hikari, for shame,' Bakura scolded. 'Such a dirty mind you have.'

His blush deepened. 'Then what is it?'

The grin widened as he brought the tube into the light. 'Lubricant!'

'Ra in heaven,' Ryou groaned. Then he grinned.

The real thing was better, anyway.

For those that didn't get it... Ryou assumed Bakura was holding a dildo. ^_^"

Me and my dirty mind...

RnR!