well its me again new story warning crack fic if you don't like don't read i have now warned you
this first chapter is a cowrite with sugar-high pixie and Elavanya but i'm probally going to be writing the rest solo
poto belongs to ALW and MTH belongs to my counties public school system not me!
enjoy or else totles!
Deep within mwuahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Deep within what?!?!? You can't just start evil laughing in the middle of the sentence you'll end up dead at the hands of a mob of rabid, killer fan boys! The gods looked upon this being and smite them, and the narrator was ALLOWED to carry on with the story.
So to continue, DEEP WITHIN THE BOWELS THE OF MOUNT HEBRON! Laid an evil so foul, so putrid, it made moldy gym socks smell good. It was the evil that was not to be named, and it was awake.
But what fate awaited the school, none, for the monster was thought to have been destroyed in the renovations, alone with the orphanage that was next door, leaving the school haunted with lost souls.
And the theater was built to look like an opera house, with a giant chandelier.
"Can we even afford this?" Colleen asked gazing upon the ceiling eating a muffin.
"Yeah! They got rid of the band room, so now they have to practice outside on a tarp."
"And they got rid of the second floor, so now we all have to take math and science on the 1st floor with the art class and the creepy alien children."
A group of blued eye toddlers passed by, "We know what you thinking"
"Oh no that's normal their Irish, so it's okay." Beth explained
"When I was born I almost set the entire hospital on fire," Colleen snorted, chewing on her muffin.
"You set things on fire!" Katie yelled running up to then in tutu with fairy wings and her converse with colleen's bra on her head.
"yea but only as a child the Irish normally grow out of their strange abilities by the time we're 6 or 7 I can't do much now, just a few sparks now and again mostly when I'm mad...HEY IS THAT MY BRA ON YOU'RE HEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? A few of the trees behind her burst in to flames along with several cars and a UFO which then crashed in to a passing soccer goalie. All on board the craft perished but the goalie somehow escaped unharmed: in fact said goalie didn't even notice. The U.S. government, FBI, Scotland Yards, and several others, slightly more secret organizations are now looking in to what the soccer team is doing in their spare time, secretly of course.
"IT MINE, ALL MINE" Katie yelled as she ran away on a giant calculator, "FREEDOM!"
"Well that was odd." Beth mumbled, "So you can set things on fire, Fun!"
"Not for my parents"
The two hiked up their bags and headed for class. Just then as a large group of pirates jumped out of nowhere, and decided to have a battle in the middle of the way too small hallway
"Arrrgg, you swine you will die for you treachery," a pirate Capitan yelled to the other
"Not in your lifetime, Azular Princess Rainbow Woman of the Night Flower Child of the Gangis Clan upon high volcano rock!
"I'm a man you pox ridden wrench!"
"That may be true, but your hair still shines like dew in morning!"
"WHAT! DIE FOOL!"
The first captain drew his celery and leaped towards his opponent, slashing and hacking at the air before him. The second captain met his opponent's celery with a carrot and the fighting commenced.
"What a strange school," a student commented walking by, an agenda book under their arm, "I hope they don't ask me for a pass." Shrugging, the unnamed student continued on. As if hearing her words Mr. Riley appeared and asked to see her pass.
A bell rang, startling the fighting pirates. "What is this devilry? The sound, it burns my ears!" The pirates scattered unable to cope with the shrill sound. All that remained was a torn celery leaf drifting to the floor.
"The phantom of the opera is heeeeeeeeereeeeeee…." The voice rang throughout the hallway as the students made their way to their next class. Only one student with a really bad foehawk looked up at the odd sound.
"What was that?" he asked his friend.
"The rats, we try to ignore them."
"I'm a rat, am I?" The voice asked in the ceiling.
"Are we sure that's not the earth science teacher right?'
"OH no, he couldn't pull off the whole cape and mask thing."
"Right!"
And they disappeared forever in to the abyss never to be seen again.
"Well I hope Katie can find her way to first period," Colleen fused. As she and Beth plunged in the most deadly part of the school, the center hallway. A place so filled with death traps, government papers, projectile band geeks/theater nerds, and the worst of all rabid PDA, that it made the D-day landing at Normandy at stroll on the beach.
"She will don't worry," Beth yawned as she dogged a particularly large and fast moving band geek. "I wouldn't expect to get that bra back if I were you"
"I'm not even though that was my favorite bra."
"I don't want to go to class it's too early"
"Well, look on the bright side at least we haven't had a zombie invasion yet," colleen mused as the two ducked in to first period. "It will always be too early in the morning for that."
well thats it all there is
tune in next week (or when ever i can get another post in) for............ wait for.... the first sighting of well i'mnot going to tell you muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i shall bring chaos in my wake!!