"I'm going to play Minesweeper now."
"Oh no I'm getting sucked into minesweeper."
"I can't stop it."
~A day later~
"What is happened?"
"I must have gotten sucked into minesweeper"
"What is going on?"
MinesweeperLord: "you have been sucked into minesweeper."
Man: "Okay."
MinesweeperLord: "You must beat the game or suffer from hurting."
Man: "No. I am beating game now."
MinesweeperLord: "Okay do it. You beat the game if you sweep the mines."
Man: "Okay. But if I win you die."
MinesweeperLord: "no"
Man: "Yes you die!"
MinesweeperLord: "Oke it's deal"
~6 hours later~
Man: "Oh man it sure is warm around here."
MinesweeperLord: "Take off your clothes."
Man: "Okay"
MinesweeperLord: "What is that thing you have there?"
Man: "It's my thing."
MinesweeperLord: "is that a cat-kid?"
Man: "No."
MinesweeperLord: "okay"
~3 hours later~
MinesweeperLord: "What is happening to me. I am turning into hot."
Man: "Yes very hot."
MinesweeperHot: "haha this is my final form."
Man: "very hot"
MinesweeperHot: "Would you like to sweep my mine?"
Man: "Yes. very much. Are you lady now since hot?"
MinesweeperHot: "Yes."
Man: "I would like to sweep your mine then."
MinesweeperHot: "Oh click me."
Man: "Oh but you a 3 next to you!"
Man: "Very dangerous."
MinesweeperHot: "Yeah! You might explode" ;)
Man: "Okay I might the risk."
MinesweeperHot: "Please, click me harder."
Man: "oh yes."
MinesweeperHot: "Ooo hng mmmh"
Man: "oh yes there. there. yes."
~2 intense hours later~
MinesweeperHot: "You sure know what to click" )
Man: "Thanks"
MinesweeperHot: "I teleport you back to real world now."
Man: "But I love you MinesweeperHot!"
MinesweeperHot: "It can never be the 2 of us"
Man: "I will try to click here."
MinesweeperHot: "No. Not here!"
Man: "Sorry MinesweeperHot... Yes I click now."
!EXPLOSIONED!
MinesweeperHot: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
MinesweeperHot lived happily ever after.