This was a three minute free-write for a university course. The prompt (as noted in the description) was to write a drabble where two characters from different fandoms meet during a speed-dating experiment.
Wolverine and Bella Swan
Wolverine was beginning to lose his patience with this speed-dating business. He didn't want to be there in the first place, but Kitty and Jubilee dragged him there against his will. A timer went off signaling the end of yet another date, so Logan reluctantly moved to the next table. The next bimbo in line was a young brunette whose nametag read "Bella." The girl looked harmless enough, a bit plain and dim-witted, but harmless all the same. Despite her innocent appearance, she turned out to be the most annoying, whiniest person he had ever met; which was saying something since he worked with Scott every day. Logan was ready to move on the second Bella opened her mouth. She was so irritating he decided to end it immediately and stabbed her with his claws. He ignored all the looks of horror projected his way and instead told his fellow male participates that they were welcome. Satisfied, Logan walked away from misery and thought of what he could do to get back at Kitty and Jubilee.