Hey! laces here! I'm in the christmas spirit and i was so shocked that i didn't have a christmas story here it is! A batman poem. i was in a christmassy mood.
The Dark Knight Before Christmas
By: N.G Laces
As Bruce was snug in his bed
Visions of Wonder Woman
Danced in his head.
The mansion laid silent.
Everything within range.
Not a creature was stirring,
But that was about to change.
Four shadowy figures, dressed all in black
Entered the house
With bundles on their backs.
One was tall and strong.
Clearly a man.
He's been away for awhile.
But Bruce alone on Christmas was something he couldn't stand.
The next was a boy.
Slender and small.
He liked Bruce a lot.
But sometimes couldn't stand him at all.
The other figure was a girl.
Her hair crimson red.
She knew her dad would be cross
If he found her out of bed.
Lastly there was a woman.
Her hair black, and eyes piercing blue.
She loved Bruce a lot.
If only he knew.
The four went to work
Setting up a tree.
Alfred kept them awake
By giving them some tea.
Once they were done
Alfred approved by giving his head a shake.
Bruce's keen ears picked up the noises.
Now he was awake.
Bruce tore off his sheets
And walked stealthily down the staircase.
He could tell in his gut
That there was something out of place.
Once he reached the bottom
He was quite shocked.
There is front of him was a beautiful Christmas tree.
But he was perplexed for his door was locked.
Bruce's heart melted.
There was a tear in his eye.
All the room was silent.
Until he heard a "Surprise!"
He looked to his left to see the figures.
If he was grading them on stealth, they would pass.
He let out a small smile when they yelled,
"Merry Christmas!"
Bruce recognized the figures.
Diana, Barbra, Tim, and Dick.
He couldn't believe at all
That they pulled off something this slick.
They all exchanged greeting and hugs.
Alfred went out into the kitchen
And brought them back warm mugs.
Diana smiled near the fire place.
She held a present with a red bow.
Bruce opened it to reveal nothing inside.
"It's the gift of love." she explained.
For they were standing under the Mistletoe.
Bruce and Diana smiled at each other.
Then passionately kissed.
Needless to say, Bruce Wayne
Got everything he wanted on his Christmas list.
~The End~