Lieutenant Adventures Comic Featuring the 2nd Lieutenant. 3 March 2002. Rushed Death.

The Lieutenant woke, stretched and returned to the console room. "I feel like a change." he said and flipped a switch.

The Desktop theme changed.

The Lieutenant saw his reflection in his central collumn. He looked behind him thrice before realising it was him. "I over did it with the pills. I've regenerated! The regeneration has stabilised.

The TARDIS materialised.

The Lieutenant walked out to the arms room and pulled out as many guns as he could find including a nerf gun for good measure. He carried as muchhe could and walked to the doors. "Ah, I have to open the door on the console, now, do I?" he asked. He opened the door on the console and stood in the doorway. "The Vatican! 2002 by the looks of it. That means Pope John Paul II." he said. He walked out and pulled the door shut behind him. He strided forward towards a figure dressed in white, walking towards him.

The Pope walked towards the Lieutenant with a staff.

Both stopped 3 metres apart. They stared at each other for a moment.

The Lieutenant lifted a gun.

2 Cardinals came out from behind the Pope and stopped either side of him. This continued until there was the Pope and a very long line of Cardinals.

The Lieutenant took a shot at the Pope.

One of the cardinals took a shot at the Lieutenant.
The Lieutenant dodged. Then a second. He shot again.

The Pope raised his staff. The end became a hole and a trigger appeared. He took a shot at the Lieutenant.

The Lieutenant was hit. He lifted his hands, dropped his gun, to see that his hands were glowing pink. His head was also. He launched into a painful white and blue regeneration process flowing from his hands and head, where the energy swirled around his hands and head in the shape of flowers. It stopped abruptly. She lifted 2 guns, spun them in her fingers then smiled. to the line. 1 Cardinal per hand, she took out all the Cardinals.

The Pope ran away.

The Lieutenant smiled. The regeneration had stabilised. She was satisfied. She returned to the TARDIS.

The TARDIS dematerialised.

The End

The Lieutenant

Chuck Lorre

The Pope

Pope John Paul II

The Cardinals

Oh I don't know their names! :)

And introducing Eva Longoria as the Lieutenant.

With Special Thanks to the BBC, and Youtube.

Writer and Producer

Liam Hickey.