This is kind of last minute, since I never got the prompt this week, but I still wanted to fill it!

WOW: bake

Word count: 100

Happy Birthday

"You're ruining it!"

"No, I'm not."

"Look….. stop…. ow! What the hell did you do that for?"

"Keep your damned fingers out of my baking."

"But you're doing it wrong!"

"There's a recipe. I'm putting things in a bowl. How can I be doing it wrong?"

"You're supposed to put them in in order."

"Says who?"

"Says everyone."

"Well, Julia Child here says 'put the ingredients in the bowl and beat until smooth.' She doesn't say 'put the eggs in before the butter.' So shut the hell up before I beat you."

"On my birthday?"

"Okay. A beating then cake."