So, I was telling someone about Tiva, McAbby, Tabby, Tibbs, etc... and decided to write my own ships for Deep Six. Yes, I know I'm obsessed, but I'm also tired and don't want to do homework, so here it is.
Disclaimer: I don't own NCIS, Deep Six, or any ships associated, nor do I own anything that might have ever been said by Michael Weatherly and/or Cote de Pablo. These are all owned by Bellisarius Productions and Michael Weatherly and Cote de Pablo.
Tony sat at his computer looking intently at the screen. Suddenly, he started laughing, bringing his partner Ziva David out of her casework and into the reasons of Tony's laughing.
"What are you laughing at?" Ziva asked.
"A website where you can make up stories to your favorite TV show, movie, book, and stuff."
"And this is funny?" Ziva asked confused.
"No, this fic is. It's about Agent Tommy and Officer Lisa. Some of these things I've read have been insane, like the songfics. I read one that dealt with the song "Leaving on a Jetplane." I mean John Denver, really? What was this person thinking! A better song for their pairing would be David Cassidy's "I Think I Love You!" It describes them so much better. Also, there are the ones that deal with the Agent and Officer getting married and having kids or having to take care of kids, they're just wierd. Oh and-"
"What is this about Tony?" Ziva asked impatiently.
"Oh, it deals with Tisa going to an-"
"Tisa?" Ziva questioned.
"It's their ship or their pairing. You know, put the names together and you get Tisa, or Lommy. I'm still trying to figure that one out." Tony said.
"Why would someone do that?"
"Why do we make Brad and Angelina Bradgelina?"
"Good point." Ziva said. "I still don't understand it."
"It still wierds me out. I mean think about it. What if someone put our names together. Tiva! Seriously!"
"I have a worse one. Zony." Ziva said. They laughed.
"Why don't we make more for the rest of McGee's characters!" Tony said.
"Like who?"
"McGregor and Amy."
"McAmy." Ziva said nonchalantly.
"You can't really do anything else to that one. Gibbs and, wait, nevermind." Tony said.
"Slashes are creepy."
"How so?"
"Tibby, McTibb." Tony said. Ziva shuddered. They stopped talking for a while.
"Tony, what made you come up with a ship for us so quickly? It's like you figured it out already." Ziva said.
"It's not that hard Zi. Besides you and me, we're like Ham and Cheese." Tony replied.
"What are you?" Ziva asked.
"The ham." Tony said.
"So I am the Cheese!" Ziva replied.
"Hey, beggars can't be choosers." Tony told her.
"I wasn't begging." Ziva said.
"Sure!" Tony said. "Lismy."
"Lismy?" Ziva scoffed. "Tomsa."
"Now that's just stupid." Tony said.
"We still have Lommy." Ziva said.
"True." He replied. "Amegor."
The two agents went on with their debate for about half an hour more, till the wonderful author of Deep Six, one Timothy McGee walked in. At the sight of him, Tony and Ziva laughed, proving to McGee that some sort of Tiva existed, and therefore, so would Tisa, or whatever it was called.
Odd ending. I have a friend who's adament that there is no Tiva. (Moment of silence for Tiva lovers) Okay, now it's over and you may now review.