Disclaimer: those people are not mine. I'm just using them for my selfish amusement. If you're looking to complain please write to JKR for Harry, Voldemort and Vernon. For The others Go to George Lucas. Chears!

Now, tied up to the statue in the graveyard, and bearing witness to the Dark Lord' rebirth, Harry could remember.

He remembered that cold March week all those years ago when he had been five and Uncle Vernon had been stuck home with a cold. They had stayed huddled on the couch, well Vernon was, on the couch, with a warm cover while he, Harry had been hiding behind it . They had watched the Star Wars Marathon. He had loved it. The plot, the weird people, the Jedi, the Sith, the Force, oh the Force! It had left such a formidable impression on him for so long, although it had all been pushed at the back of his mind when he'd learned about magic.

And now, tied up in the cemetery, watching a resurrected Voldemort walking, no! Gliding towards him, it was all coming back.

"Potter!"

"No! please!",

"Harry Potter, begging me already I see, so pitiful"

"Please, please just don't say it"

"Say what, Potter? I have nothing to say to you except, maybe…"

"Noo, please!"

"I am going to kill you"

Nooooooooo! He had said it! He had saidit, hehadsaidit! He had… Wait what?

"Wait! What did you just say?"

"I am going to kill you"

"Oh! Oh thank you lord! Merlin have Mercy! For a while I thought he'd said it!"

"Said what Potter? What have you got to be thankful for? I will be killing you soon."

"I thought you were going to say something like 'Luke, I am your father' except of course you'd have called me Potter. But it' fine, Please carry on now."

"How gracious of you. But before that Crucio!"

"Aahhhrg"

"Think about it Potter, come to the Dark side! Come to me"

" Aarrgh! No! Neveeerr, I will not fall, I will not come to the dark side! I will not become DarthVador! Muahahaarrg!"

"So be it, we could have been great together"

"Nooooooooooooo!"

The End. lol

Okay, this is a one shot, obviously, which came about when I was having some crazy thoughts running wild in my head so there. I could work on it more but it was really a spur of the moment thing so..

Ps:of course Harry doesn't die there everything follows as in JKR's Goblet of fire.