okay, at the moment this may just remain one chapter because i dont really like it, and it didnt really go the way i wanted it to. But if i get a couple of good reviews i will do another one or two chapters. sooo, if you read this will you please take you time to review? if you liked it, if you didnt, and why you did/didn't? please?
disclaimer: unfortuantly emmett doesn't belong to me :'( neither do any of the other characters in this chapter :(
This is the part of the year that I fear most of all. It was time to mark Emmett McCarthy Cullen's end of year test.
I've always wanted to be a teacher, and most of the year I really enjoy my job, but this is part of the job I hate. Emmett's test is always the worst out of the whole school, and when I told his parents about his grades, they didn't seem to mind. The rest of his family are all strait A students, so what wrong with Emmett?
I sighed to myself, and then picked up Emmett's science test, which was unmistakable with 3MM3T KICK$ A$$ graffitied over the front page. The test started off with basically easy questions, and got harder as the test went on. I turned over the front page of the test, and read the first question.
The question read: How can you delay milk turning sour? The easiest question out of the whole test, and Emmett couldn't even get that right, underneath Emmett had wrote (in surprisingly neat handwriting) 'keep it in the cow'. I put a big red cross next to the answer, then I closed my eyes and shook my head…this was going to be a long marking session…
Right, next question, 'Can men still reproduce with only one testicle?' god, I dread to think what smart ass answer the boy's came up for this question, 'no, because women don't find it at all attractive!' I let a small smile slip at this, but, as I did for the last question, put a red cross beside the answer.
The next question 'the earth's oceans store a lot of heat, a scientist designed an ocean liner that would extract the heat, and reject it into the earth's atmosphere. He thought he had a good idea, but his boss fired him, why?' and Emmett's answer, 'Because he was sleeping with his boss' wife' I let out a small laugh, nice try Emmett! I commented next to his answer…
/earlier in the day/
"How did your test go Em?" Rose asked me as we walked across the parking lot. He was walking faster than normal, as the sun looked like it might make an appearance, I answered her as we got in the car seats.
"I think it went good, I mean, I'll get zero marks, but hey! At least he'll have a laugh marking it!" Rose laughed again, my family—and most of the teachers—are now used to my test results, Carlisle and Esme even laughed at someof my answers last year. Truth is, I have completed school for what seems a hundred times now, might as well have a little fun, ehh?