A/N: Ayo! So this is one of those rare moments when I add the Author's Note in the beginning of the story instead of the end, so I don't know, should I start adding them to the top or keep them at the bottom? Sorry, I'm rambling…. Anyways, I'm beginning this new one-shot collection because I wanted to write a collection that included all of the hosts with all powers I can think of/write comfortably instead of just writing my HikaKao one! I'm sorry if everyone is a bit OOC, I know it was when Haruhi suddenly sobbed but I mean come on, it's The Fault in Our Stars!
Fair Warning: There is twincest. Much twincest. And sort of implied Renge/Haruhi but not really. Also I didn't feel like reading through this so I skimmed it and sent it through spell check.
I'm not adding an author's note at the bottom so read this one now if you want.
Okay, send me prompts, ships/pairings, ideas, anything!
Disclaimer: I don't own Ouran High School Host Club nor any of its characters. I also don't own "The Fault in Our Stars" by John Green. I only own any ideas or phrased statements added into these one-shots, and the idea for this FanFiction. Everything belongs to its respective owner.
As always, read and review!
~Angie the Author
A silence filled the room as everyone stared over at Haruhi, her eyes wide as she turned another page of her book.
That previous day she had gotten a new book titled The Fault in Our Stars by John Green, and since she had been glued to the pages of the story. During the day she had been uncharacteristically jittery throughout all her classes, and now that it was time for the Host Club it was as if she were in a trance.
Hosts and guests alike watched her, all of them wondering what was so enticing about the book that she had ignored everyone in favour of it. Only few customers seemed to recognize the book and had either known about it or had read it, and all who did had quickly fled, many of them in tears.
"Men, emergency Host Club meeting!" Tamaki shouted into the otherwise silent room, and the host members immediately all stood, apologizing to their "princesses" and promising they would rejoice soon enough.
Meeting in the center of the room the female customers all watched their respective hosts talk in hushed whispers, even Kyouya taking part in the "rescue plan".
After a few minutes of communication Hikaru and Kaoru left the group, identical smirks plastered on their faces and mischievous glints in their eyes. Striding over to Haruhi the guests who adored the "Forbidden Brotherly Love" package all watched with interest as the two stood in front of the crossdresser, obviously not gaining her attention.
"Haruhi~!" The duo called in perfect unison, only obtaining a grunt of recognition from the brunette. Dissatisfied the twins once more called her name, this time as "Haru-chan" only to receive the same reaction.
With a sigh they decided not to let it ruin their good mood and immediately put their plan into action, hoping Haruhi would see but honestly not caring one way or the other.
"Come on Hikaru, she's obviously not going to reply anytime soon, let's just get back to the princesses…."
Hikaru picked up on Kaoru's trail off, reaching for his brother's hand as the younger twin turn and began back towards their table. His fingers looping through Kaoru's he pulled back his brother, the younger of the two falling into his brother's chest. Admirers of the two brothers watched on the edge of their seats as Kaoru stared up at his brother, a seemingly confused and flustered look on his face and a beautiful blush that only Kaoru could work so well painting his cheeks.
"But Kaoru, I wanted her to see just how much you mean to me… show her how you're all mine…" Hikaru murmured to his brother, loud enough for everyone to hear but obviously still directed towards Kaoru.
"Hi-Hikaru… all these people…." His gaze was directed towards the guests who were still watching, hearts already in their eyes and hands clasped as they held back any squeals. The hosts could care less about the interaction, only interested because it was their first plan to direct Haruhi's attention away from the book for even the slightest of minutes.
The girl had already gotten through a few more pages since the twins' act started, and it was obvious she wouldn't be looking away any time soon, but they continued going through with it- just in case.
"None of them can have you. You're mine Kaoru." Hikaru practically growled, and Kaoru's blush only deepened (if humanly possible). Just as the girls thought the act was over and that they would be getting nothing more, they were preparing to squeal when suddenly Hikaru captured Kaoru's lips in his.
An ear piercing multitude of shrieks filled the air at the "brotherly love", some girls fainting, some girls having nosebleeds, some having fainted because of nosebleeds, and others on the verge of passing out as they gradually lost their voices from their screaming.
The Host Club members (mainly Kyouya) watched the scene with slight interest (although Kyouya was taking pictures and videos, no doubt for profit) as the twins continued to kiss.
In all honesty they were only supposed to give a light peck or something, but overtime the kiss had become more passionate. Many were only slightly disgusted and many more were interested as the twins stated they would return shortly, escaping to the preparation room and many girls following, only to be locked out.
Their plan having failed the remaining hosts once more began to discuss.
"Why don't we just give her some cake?" Honey stated, eyes wide and innocent as he squeezed Usa-chan.
"I don't think cake will be the best solution, Honey-sempai." Tamaki said gently, and the boy Lolita shrugged, grinning wide.
"More cake for me then! Although maybe Haru-chan would still want some when she's done with the book. But I want some too, so maybe we'll have to share…. And I really like the strawberry, so maybe she'll-"
Honey's ramblings were cut off by, "Mitskuni."
The 17 year old stared up at his friend, smiling apologetically. "Sorry, Takashi!"
"I know how to get her attention!" Tamaki gave the same expression that earned him the title as "King" and strode over to the Fujioka girl.
"Haruhi my dear daughter, I couldn't help but notice that you seem dreadfully distracted today! What could be so important that you've ignored your fellow hosts?" Sparkles and roses seemed to surround him, going unnoticed by the girl. Tamaki paused, noticing, then wailed, "Mommy, our precious daughter is ignoring me!" Sensing Kyouya obviously didn't care he somehow appeared in his emo corner, sulking.
"Haruhi your guests seem to have depleted exponentially since you began reading that book and I'm afraid if you don't stop reading now and apologize to your princesses I'll have to raise your debt by another thousand yen." Kyouya informed her, and to his dismay the girl ignored him- she even seemed to mock him by turning the page and continuing her reading.
Just as everyone had given up a familiar cry of, "OHOHOHOHO!" filled the room accompanied by the whirring of mechanisms in the floor and the scraping of metal against metal. The heads of Kyouya, Mori, Honey, and the customers who weren't either a) listening to Hikaru and Kaoru as they were behind closed doors or b) comforting Tamaki all turned to look at Renge as she spun out of the floor.
Her day's outfit consisted of a green t-shirt, a blue jean half-jacket, a blue skirt with gray leggings, and white flats. Her hair was pinned so it seemed shorter and an oxygen tank lay at her side, two tubes protruding from it and ending in her nose.
"Ah yes, The Fault in Our Stars, a story of love, loss, and cancer!" Renge shouted in her usual style of moe, a grin lighting up her face and a spotlight shining on her.
Before she could continue all heads whipped towards Haruhi who had suddenly began crying, bothering and concerning even Kyouya due to the sudden show of emotion. Tossing her book in her bag she grabbed it, ran over to Renge, and dragged her out of Music Room 3, stating she'd be going home and would return either tomorrow or the day after.
Everyone blinked simultaneously, before shrugging and returning to their daily activities; Tamaki was being comforted by his princesses, girls were scheduling appointments with Kyouya to discuss prices for photos of each respective member (mostly Hikaru and Kaoru; Kyouya should really thank them for racking up business), and the fangirls of said twins squealing and practically bursting everyone's eardrums as they had finally made their way into the preparation room.
Just a regular day in the Host Club.