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Donna was laughing uncontrollably. The Doctor was confused. The locals were worried and dangerous.

"What?"

The locals glared.

"You didn't even let me start talking before you forcefully removed us!"

The locals continued glaring.

"Appears someone started the party without you, sir."

"Well now, ain't that a gorram shame!" The captain's smirk was worried and dangerous. Jayne was confused. Wash was laughing uncontrollably. "Stranger, you got some nerve to wear a brown coat an' pretend you don't know what that means on Unification Day."

The Doctor sputtered out "My companion and I—"

Mal purpled as his crew sniggered quietly.