No no no no no-
"This is not happening..."
-shit shit shit shit-
"I-I couldn't have just..!"
-damn damn damn damn-
"Hi! My name is Mary-Sue! What's yours?" she gave a perfect smile (well durr. what else would she give? her virgi-), not knowing the inner argument in his angered head right now.
"..fuck. I did."
"eh?"
Stupid imprinting.
Extended Ending:
"Oh, your name is Paul? Can I call you Pauly-boo?"
"...yeah this isn't gonna work out."