Due to Princess Swift's unpopular political stances and policies, she swiftly became a very unpopular political figure, her unpopularity only rivaling that of Tony Abott's. People started campaigning against her, insulting her. Numerous rumors were spread about the princess, one of which implied nasty relations with a foreign minister. Hurt by these allegations, Princess Swift went into hiding. After struggling with depression and suicidal thoughts, she came out of hiding, announcing her work on a speech against bullying that she would soon present to the public despite the public lashing she received for this announcement.
Today was the day. She was going back to the castle to make her speech. I was the only one who liked her :( people thought it wasn't mean to say stuff like "haha ur gay" "haha loser" to princess Taylor swift but I did. I liked her she had made mistakes but it wasn't her fault. I had to stop them because they were going to glue an ugly hat to her head when she made her speech to humiliate her on live TV! I got into the royal elevator. The button for the Royal Princess Announcement Floor wasn't there but I knew it was at the top of the building so I pressed the button for floor 24. I rode up. It took me to a dance recital studio. I snuck around the corner trying to stay out of the view of the dancer because if she saw me I'd be in big trouble. Suddenly around the other corner walked Miss Lentini. She said "you're doing a good job danc- hey WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" I grabbed her key and jumped in the elevator pressing the close doors button and put the key in the keyhole and the button for the Royal Princess Announcement floor appeared. I pressed it quickly. Princess Swift wasn't in the building yet. I had to act fast. I walked down the hallway and on a pedestal outside the room was the ugly hat! Oh no they stuck super adhesive stuff on the inside and I had misplaced the replacement hat. Change of plans I thought and got in the elevator going to the ground floor. Princess Swift was there! She got into the elevator along with her royal advisor who planned the whole thing what a bitch. I bowed "Princess Swift!" I said "I am a huge fan of your political campaigns and I like Greenpeace too!" She said "oh that's nice" with a beautiful smile she was so nice even though her teeth stuck out of her mouth weird and her face was lumpy.
I couldn't tell her in front of her advisor. They went up to floor 25 and I followed. The Princess and her Advisor and her Royal Small Assistants started coaching her on What to do. Oh no it was too late! She went to the room where the camera crew were and stood in front of the camera. Wait your not supposed to be here said a guy oh no I said and ran out. It was too late the speech was starting! I got in the elevator and rode it to the lobby and watched her presentation on the big screen start. "Uh um I oh hhhh" she said. She started her speech and it was terrible and people started laughing and booing all the people in the lobby and the streets watching the big screens! I cried I just wanted to show that Princess Swift should be accepted because she was a person too she didn't need to be bullied. I went to the bar and drank vodka to drown away my sorrows, her terrible speech echoing through the streets all the while.