Wedding blues!
Sum.:
The "other men" in the authors life have to come to terms with her wedding
plans.
Disclaimer:
Me no own Darth Maul or Obi, they belong to mr. Lucas.
Me no own formula 1 either, that belong to mr. Ecclestone
and Jacques Villeneuve belongs to him self and his sponsors and the same goes
for Ayrton Senna (only he's dead). Me owning nothing but desk plant Maul jr.
and self so no suing please! Making money off this, I am not!
"But
it's not fair!", Maul uttered while pacing franticly. "How could you do this to
us!" He was near tears. Mariko sighed. She had known this would happen. That's
why she had postponed informing these guys of her upcoming wedding.
"And
when is this marriage thing supposed to be going down?", Villeneuve asked. He
sounded somewhat agitated but not really upset. He had seen this before and had
never felt threatened. He had been around the longest of all. At first he had
to compete with Mariko's childhood hero Senna, but Senna was dead and the dead
just simply can't compete with the living. Over time others had come and gone
but after a while the authors adoring eyes had always found their way back to
him. He hadn't worried when Maul and Obi-Wan came along (and they had been
around a long time now), so why should this be any different?
"October
12th", Mariko answered as she turned to the Canadian race car
driver. "And we'll be moving to America, right?" the Canadian said. Mariko
thought about this for a moment and then said carefully "Well, at least I am."
"And
what about the Baby?!" Maul screamed hysterically, tears now streaming down his
face as he pushed Maul jr. in Mariko's face. "I'm donating him to my mom",
Mariko said as she pushed the desk plant aside, "Don't worry, he'll be well
taken care of at grandma's." Normally she thought that the Sith lord was very
sexy when he got upset (Dang! He was sexy even if he wasn't upset!) but right
now he was just plain annoying. She sighed again, deeper this time. "Look you
guys! Try and understand, I love this man! He is my jedi-knight in shining
armor so to speak. I love him and I want to spend the rest of my life with him.
Besides… the rest of you are nothing more than distorted versions of actual
people or movie characters created by my own disturbed imagination!"
The
room went completely quiet for a moment and everyone looked at her in complete
shock. ~Fragments of her imagination? Nah, she's just a little confused right
now,~ Jacques thought to reassure himself as he recaptured his posture. "Right
Mariko, whatever you say. I believe it would be best if we leave you alone for
a while so you can come to your senses a little, 'key?", he said as he pushed
(a now sobbing uncontrollably) Maul ,whom was still holding Maul jr. close to
his chest, towards the door.
As
the door closed Mariko could still hear Maul whimper about "all that dental
work for nothing". With another deep sigh she let herself fall back in her
chair and started to rub her temples. This thing was giving her a headache. All
of a sudden she noticed that Obi-Wan was still leaning against the wall, arms
crossed and grinning at her menacingly. During the entire conversation he had
not said a word.
"What?!"
she barked at him as she leaned back. "It's not October yet.", he said
as he moved his face closer to hers. Mariko thought about this for a moment and
then returned his grin.
Authors
note: I wasn't quite sure where to put this, couldn't find a F1 section and
it's not really a crossover either. You think of a better place, pleas let me
know.
