So i was watching Avatar the last airbender and ironicly i had just watched Hellboy. Not sure how its ironic but it gave me an idea Tophs alot like Hellboy jokey and immature though Hellboy is all you know demony as well as they are kept in seclusion And Zuko you know Zuko is like Liz she has got a scar from a child hood trama that turned her into a dark brooding person though she killed abunch of people. So i made Hellboy Toph and Liz Zuko. Cool huh. I mixed the story up a bit
---------------------------------------------------------------
"Hey Zuzu" Toph said patting him on the back with her stone hand causeing him to jerk forward and struggleing to stay upright.
"I wish you wouldn't call me that" Zuko said as he stared down at her he noticed she had just shaved down her horns she was patting her jacket with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth
"Staring is rude got a light" she asked after she had searched herself throughly
"Here" he said holding his finger and summoning a fire "and i wasn't staring" he said pulling his finger back.
"Then what would you call looking at me" she said takeing the first puff of her sweet cigarette.
"I was not and how do you know your blind" he said pokeing her forehead.
"Ya know i wasn't sure until you got all defensive lets go see our little blue water boy" Toph said walking away quickly " Stop staring at my ass" she said swishing her tail.
"I wasn't looking at your ass" Zuko said chaseing after her.
"Hey water boy you there" Toph said tapping the side of his tank.
"Do you know how much fish hate that" Sokka said raiseing his head over the top of his tank.
"Arn't you a mamal" she said as he spat on her cigarette ruining it.
"I suppose but thats beside the point" Sokka said huffing " turn the pages" he asked gesturing toward the books
"Ya heard anything its been so slow and i am getting antsy" she said as she turned the pages of the books.
"No there is nothing that warents your attention small things that low class agents are handleing" Sokka said nodding to Zuko.
"See Toffy nothing is happening don't you always whine and bitch about not getting a day off" Zuko said pointing at her.
"Yeah but two weeks is just unbearable and i don't bitch" Toph said ruffling her hair.
"All i heard is bitch bitch bitch" Sokka said moving his webbed hand like a mouth.
"Shut it" she said hitting him in his face with a egg.
"Nice shot right between the eyes" Zuko said patting her shoulder.
"Shut up i am bored come" Toph said grabbing his arm and dragging him along with her.
"Were are we going" Zuko asked blushing slightly as he thought of all kinds of things he and she could do.
"We are going to have some fun" Toph said pulling him into the break room.
"The break room don't people come in here alot" Zuko said as he begain picturing Toph bent over the table.
"Yup which is why its the perfect place to set up a little prank" Toph said pauseing briefly "why is your heart beating so fast" Toph asked hearing it thub like crazy.
"Oh i just got excited" Zuko said trying to slow his heart down.
"Whatever now what to do" Toph said as she walked around the room opening cabinets and drawers.
"Lets switch all the coffe to decaf and wait for everybody to get over there addicction the switch it back" Zuko said sitting down at the table dissappointed.
"To long" Toph said closeing the cabinets and quickly sitting across from him
"There you are why are you out of your room" Matthews demanded pointing at her accuseingly.
"I was bored you keep me coped up all the time" Toph said frowning at him.
"Back to your room" Matthews said pointing toward her room.
----Several hours of arguing later in Tophs room----------
"This sucks" Toph said as she plopped down on her bed causeing several cats to scatter.
"Well i'll hang out with ya" Zuko said seeing her shirt ride up and expose her red flat stomach.
"I don't see why i can't just go out" Toph said rolling over and petting a cat laying on the dresser.
"Well where would you go" Zuko said as he stared at her ass
"I would go to a bar and start a bar fight" Toph said smileing at the fantasy.
"You know i don't really like going out" Zuko said as he sat on the coner of her bed.
"Why you should go out and find yourself a woman" Toph said sitting up and leaning toward him.
"Women arn't exactly interested in me" Zuko said self conciously touching his scar.
"Zuko thats bull you could get any woman you want all you got to do is be confident" Toph said leaning closer to him.
"Any woman" Zuko asked studying her.
"Yeah women kill for guys like you" Toph said smileing warmly.
"Allright confident" Zuko said slideing closer contemplateing how he should do this.
before he could make his move the alarm blared " Sweet something to do" Toph cheered as she bolted past him.
"Damn" Zuko cursed as he reluctantly followed knowing it would be forever before he worked up the courage again.
"Where we going and whos ass are we kicking" Toph asked smileing happily as she stomped into the briefing room.
"We suspect that there is a gigantic vampire horde in this villiage" Sanders said pointing to screen that zoomed in on the map to a moutain "There was a radio ditress signal it was picked up by the danish police that sent up a team this team shortly after sent out a distress signal the man screamed that they shot them and they didn't go down before he was cut off" Sanders said assumeing the worst.
"Vampires are more solitairy they would only come together in a pack if there is really powerful vampire controlling them" Sokka said smileing a satisfied smirk.
"Thats what we are thinking and he is turning as many people as he can and is plaining something big" Sanders said frowning deeply.
"So were going in and whooping ass" Toph asked as her hand went to her gun.
"Yes but there is a problem" Sanders said pausing briefly as he adjusted his shirt " There is a huge storm thats going to seal that city off from the rest of the world good news is the vampires can't get out bad news once your in we can't get you out or send in back up" he finished looking toward Toph and Zuko.
"Damn is it my birthday" Toph said smiled as she cracked her neck.
"Zuko are you ok with this" Sanders asked nervous about assign such a dangerous mission.
"I go where she goes" Zuko said glanceing at Toph and gesturing with his thumb.
"Won't i be going" Sokka asked raiseing a finger in objection.
"I am afraid not you can't fight and the climate will not allow you to survive" Sanders said pokeing him in the chest.
"Excellent point" Sokka said rubbing his head.
"Now get going" Sanders said pointing toward the door.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Next time on Hellavatar Toph and Zuko are going to kill vampires and perhaps Zuko will confess his Undying love for Toph or mabye not or he might die there are alot of vampires i hate vampires every one loves them i mean look at Twilight now every girl wants to cuddle up with the souless blood suckers wheres the zombie love thats what i want to know they all go ewww a zombie his skin is green it hurts i need love too. I digress so tune in next time for twice the action twice the explosions and twice the sweet crack pairings.