Disclaimer: I own nothing, except for the plot, wait my friend gave me the idea for that too soo... I own nothing?
Well, My Job Is Done
It was a cloudy day, two mobs stood on either side of an otherwise deserted field. At the front of one mob stood a snake-like man known as many names but the most widespread (and feared) was Voldemort. At the front of the other mob stood a boy about the age of 17 with messy black hair, glasses, and a scar on his forehead, known too all as Harry Potter.
"You're going down Potter." Said Voldemort "
I beg to differ, Voldie" retorted Harry. "Voldie" was just about to reply with a comeback when suddenly…
"I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world, wrapped in plastic, its fantastic…"
Everyone sniggered as Voldie-poo pulled out an enormous cell phone about the size of him.
"Evil dark lord speaking, how may I destroy you?" Voldie said, "Why hello honey, can you please wait a moment? I'm trying to destroy Harry Pot... WHAT! Your, your BREAKING UP WITH ME?! But, but you're the only girl-friend I've ever had! TOUGH LUCK!? But, but WAIT!" Voldemort threw his phone down (Well actually it fell down…)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Voldemort reached in to his pocket took out a knife and thrust it into his chest.
Everyone stared at the crumpled body that lay before them.
"Well, my job is done." Said Harry, and everyone broke out into a cheer as he walked away.
Fin
A/N please review, I have another stupid one-shot about the marauders, so if any body wants it I may put it up.