Inspired by the "Bird in the Hoof" episode
Celestia was flying home after enjoying a visit to Ponyville, and Sugar Cube Coner.
Where she drank lots of tea. One could say she was being a tea troll
Yet while it was quite funny, trolling did have a downside
"Huh!" the princess gasped as she felt the pressure in her lower body. She had to pee, bad. Yet she was already halfway home to Canterlot, and it wasn't like there were any bathrooms in the sky.
She tried to hold it, yet she really had to go.
"Oh no," she said
The princess quickly looked around and saw a nearby cloud, she then checked to see if any pegasus were flying about, none were.
Thus she flew in cloud and went
"Ahhhhh," Celestia said relieved
Meanwhile, on the ground
"Hahaha," Diamond Tiara laughed "Didn't you see how sad they looked when we called them blank flanks?"
"Yep," Silver Spoon said
"They were so..." Diamonds sentence was interrupted as some yellow liquid fell on her face
"Rain?" the bratty pink pony said looking up
Yet she and Silver soon smelled the unmistakable odor of piss
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Diamond said
"Eww, and you mouth was open to," Silver said about to barf
Diamond did it for though just then
The end