~A/N~ BG: Hey…all. (You see Butterfly looking spacey and sick, with red lines under her eyes.)
Yugi: Butterfly! What's wrong with you?
BG: I'm sick. Brrrr! It's cold in here, or is it just me?
All: It's just you.
BG: Shoot. T_T Ah, well, as sick as I am, I'm STILL going to write a fic! ^_^ It's going to mix two of my favorite things, Yu-Gi-Oh! and Monty Python!
(cricket chirps)
Joey: That's been done to DEATH!
BG: SO? I'm still going to do it! The ENTIRE thing! MUAHA!
All: O.O
BG: BEHOLD! "Yu-Gi-Oh! and the Not-Really-Holy Exodia Cards"!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Monty Python. T.T
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(You hear wind blowing, and the sounds of someone going "VROOM VROOM!")
Yami: Hold it there!
(The "VROOM VROOM!" dies down.)
Bones: (Sitting on a tree.) Stop! Who's that?
Yami: It is I. Yami Yugi Mouto, son of some ancient Egyptian Pharoah, from the ancient place of Egypt. King of Games, defeater of Seto Kaiba, soverign of all games!
Bones: Pull the other one!
Yami: I am. And this is my trusty…err…'friend' Mokuba. We have driven the length and breadth of this island in search of duelists who will join me at the triangle duel arena at Pegasus's castle. I must speak with your boss.
Bones: What, driving in a car?
Yami: Yeah!
Bones: You're using a sound effects machine!
Yami: Huh?
Bones: You've got a giant sound effects machine and your making the "VROOM VROOM!" noise!
Yami: So? We have driven since the very beginning of this tournament, through the vast forests, through the wastlands of…err…"Wastland Area", through—
Bones: Where'd you get the effects machine?
Yami: We found it.
Bones: Found it? On this island? The effects machine is well…err…technology!
Yami: What do you mean?
Bones: Well, this is a rual island.
Yami: The technology freaks may have come here, or the DJ or the sound effects master may have as well, seeking adventure away from their boring daily rutine, yet these are not strangers to this tournament.
Bones: Are you suggesting that someone brought it here?
Yami: Not at all, it could be transported by a canoe.
Bones: What—a canoe carrying a sound effects machine?
Yami: It could be towed by a rubber floatie!
Bones: It's not a question of how it's towed! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A 50 pound canoe could NOT tow a 100 pound sound effects machine!
Yami: Well it doesn't matter. Would you please go and tell your boss that Yami from the arena of Pegasus's Castle is here?
Bones: Listen. In order to maintain momentum, a canoe has to tow something that has a maximum weight of 10 pounds, right?
Yami: PLEASE!
Bones: Am I right?
Yami: I'm not listening!
Another one of Keith's phonys: It could be carried by a English canoe!
Bones: Oh, yeah, an English canoe maybe, but not a Japanese canoe, that's my point.
AOOKP: Oh, sure, I agree with that.
Yami: . Would you PLEASE ask your boss if he wants to join my arena at Pegaus's castle?!
Bones: But then, English canoes are not sold here.
AOOKP: Oh yeah…
Bones: So they couldn't bring a fx machine anyway…
("VROOM VROOM!")
AOOKP: Wait a second—suppose two canoes carried it together?
Bones: No, they'd have to carry it by a giant floating barge.
AOOKP: Well, simple! They could use a piece of wood, and float it with balloons!
Bones: What, taped under the piece of wood?
AOOKP: Why not?
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BG: End the "Tree Scene". Hey, do ya'll think this is good? Because I know this has been done a lot, but I'm taking a shot at it. ^_^U So, um, just read and review, pretty please? (Gives unmatched puppy eyes.)
Joey: NOOOOOOO! NOT THE EVIL PUPPY EYES!
All: O.OU
BG: Hmm. Too much sugar can have that effect on people. If I should continue the insanity, please let me know, ok? And go easy on the flames, I'm a sensitive person…(Pouting face.)
Yugi: Uh huh. I wanna say "HI!" to Oracle103, my ever loving girlfriend!
Oracle103: ^_____^
BG: If you're reading this, and are completely lost, read my fic named "Mew's Mansion". It's pretty funny! ^__^ Hasta la byebye!
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