Harry Potter Meets LOTR. This should be fun.. Muahahahaha!
Chapter 1: The Council of Elrond
The council of Elrond was coming to a close. Only Gandalf didn't seem surprised when Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, and Draco Malfoy appeared in the center of the room. Harry looked around angrily, cursing and blaming Voldemort. Ron kept begging Harry not to say the dark lord's name. Hermione looked around, amazed at all she saw, but a bit upset about being pulled away from her homework. Draco was the most affected.
Draco: What did you do to me? Where am I? Who are you people? When my father finds out-
Hermione: Shut up, Malfoy.
Draco: Don't tell me what to do, Mudblood! I'll tell my father-
Harry: It's obvious! Voldemort did it!
Ron: Don't say his name!
It went on like this for quite a while, until Gandalf interrupted.
Gandalf: So, our guests have arrived.
Harry: (noticing he looks quite like Dumbledore, and appears most normal out of the whole group) Who are you, where are we, and why are we here?
Gandalf: I am Gandalf the Gray wizard.
Draco: At least someone here is normal.
Gandalf: Ahem, as I was saying: You are in Middle-Earth, and as for why you are here. Well, you see, Sauron has teamed up with Voldemort-
All: Who??
Ron: Don't say his name!!
Gandalf: They're both basically evil wizards. And they can't be defeated until you take the ring and destroy it in Mordor.
Ron: Dangerous?
Elrond: You bet!
Harry: What ring?
Frodo: The one ring of power, what else?
Harry: Oooooooooooookkkkkkkkk..
Gandalf: Will you do it?
Harry: Yes
Hermione and Ron: No
Draco: Is there money involved?
Gandalf holds a whispered conference with Elrond.
Gandalf: We'll give you 100 pounds of gold if you return.
Draco: Count me in!
Ron: I changed my mind, I'll go!
Hermione: No. I'll miss mid-term exams!
Ron and Harry gawk at her, then recover and give each other high fives. The fellowship stares at her like she has three noses.
Draco: (In between coughs) Cough! Cough! Showoff! Cough! Mudblood! Cough! . Sorry.
Harry: Think about how much you'll learn!
Hermione: You're right! I'll go!
Gandalf: You'll be accompanied by myself-
Draco: (sarcastically) Oh, joy.
Gandalf pretends not to hear.
Gandalf: Gimli the dwarf, Legolas the elf-
Hermione: Those aren't elves and dwarfs!
Legolas and Gimli jump to their feet, obviously offended.
Legolas: That, lady, is where you are mistaken!
Gimli: Not a dwarf indeed!
Hermione: But I've read about them in books, and-
Harry: Hermione? Shut. Up.
Draco: Mudblood.
Gandalf: AS I WAS SAYING, Boromir and Aragorn, normal human beings like yourself-
Draco: Normal?
Boromir and Aragorn glare at them. At this point, Gandalf is in quite a hurry to finish his speech.
Gandalf: Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin, the hobbits.
Draco still manages to make a rude comment.
Draco: Mary's a girl's name.
Gimli: Thank you for the introduction, however rude it may have been, but who are the children?
Harry: I'm Harry Potter, 5th year wizard at Hogwarts. I'm in the great Gryffindor house!
Ron: I'm Ron Weasley, same as him.
Hermione: I'm the only girl in the bunch, Hermione Granger-
Legolas: (mockingly) You're a GIRL? You CAN'T be! I've read about girls!
Gimli: (mockingly) It's IMPOSSIBLE!
Draco: And I'm-
Boromir: You are an imbecile.
Ron: No, he's a great ugly git.
Draco: I am Draco Malfoy, of the Slytherin house. I believe you are the imbeciles. And Granger's a Mudblood.
Gimli: This boy is as spoiled as some elves.
Legolas glares at him.
Harry: So when do we leave?
Elrond is quite annoyed at this point.
Elrond: Now. Go. Just. Go.
Chapter 1: The Council of Elrond
The council of Elrond was coming to a close. Only Gandalf didn't seem surprised when Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, and Draco Malfoy appeared in the center of the room. Harry looked around angrily, cursing and blaming Voldemort. Ron kept begging Harry not to say the dark lord's name. Hermione looked around, amazed at all she saw, but a bit upset about being pulled away from her homework. Draco was the most affected.
Draco: What did you do to me? Where am I? Who are you people? When my father finds out-
Hermione: Shut up, Malfoy.
Draco: Don't tell me what to do, Mudblood! I'll tell my father-
Harry: It's obvious! Voldemort did it!
Ron: Don't say his name!
It went on like this for quite a while, until Gandalf interrupted.
Gandalf: So, our guests have arrived.
Harry: (noticing he looks quite like Dumbledore, and appears most normal out of the whole group) Who are you, where are we, and why are we here?
Gandalf: I am Gandalf the Gray wizard.
Draco: At least someone here is normal.
Gandalf: Ahem, as I was saying: You are in Middle-Earth, and as for why you are here. Well, you see, Sauron has teamed up with Voldemort-
All: Who??
Ron: Don't say his name!!
Gandalf: They're both basically evil wizards. And they can't be defeated until you take the ring and destroy it in Mordor.
Ron: Dangerous?
Elrond: You bet!
Harry: What ring?
Frodo: The one ring of power, what else?
Harry: Oooooooooooookkkkkkkkk..
Gandalf: Will you do it?
Harry: Yes
Hermione and Ron: No
Draco: Is there money involved?
Gandalf holds a whispered conference with Elrond.
Gandalf: We'll give you 100 pounds of gold if you return.
Draco: Count me in!
Ron: I changed my mind, I'll go!
Hermione: No. I'll miss mid-term exams!
Ron and Harry gawk at her, then recover and give each other high fives. The fellowship stares at her like she has three noses.
Draco: (In between coughs) Cough! Cough! Showoff! Cough! Mudblood! Cough! . Sorry.
Harry: Think about how much you'll learn!
Hermione: You're right! I'll go!
Gandalf: You'll be accompanied by myself-
Draco: (sarcastically) Oh, joy.
Gandalf pretends not to hear.
Gandalf: Gimli the dwarf, Legolas the elf-
Hermione: Those aren't elves and dwarfs!
Legolas and Gimli jump to their feet, obviously offended.
Legolas: That, lady, is where you are mistaken!
Gimli: Not a dwarf indeed!
Hermione: But I've read about them in books, and-
Harry: Hermione? Shut. Up.
Draco: Mudblood.
Gandalf: AS I WAS SAYING, Boromir and Aragorn, normal human beings like yourself-
Draco: Normal?
Boromir and Aragorn glare at them. At this point, Gandalf is in quite a hurry to finish his speech.
Gandalf: Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin, the hobbits.
Draco still manages to make a rude comment.
Draco: Mary's a girl's name.
Gimli: Thank you for the introduction, however rude it may have been, but who are the children?
Harry: I'm Harry Potter, 5th year wizard at Hogwarts. I'm in the great Gryffindor house!
Ron: I'm Ron Weasley, same as him.
Hermione: I'm the only girl in the bunch, Hermione Granger-
Legolas: (mockingly) You're a GIRL? You CAN'T be! I've read about girls!
Gimli: (mockingly) It's IMPOSSIBLE!
Draco: And I'm-
Boromir: You are an imbecile.
Ron: No, he's a great ugly git.
Draco: I am Draco Malfoy, of the Slytherin house. I believe you are the imbeciles. And Granger's a Mudblood.
Gimli: This boy is as spoiled as some elves.
Legolas glares at him.
Harry: So when do we leave?
Elrond is quite annoyed at this point.
Elrond: Now. Go. Just. Go.