Suigetsu - "I need a smoke..."

Karin - "What are you talking about? You can't smoke!"

Suigetsu - "Why the fuck not?"

Karin - "Because smoking is bad for you! You could get lung cancer and die, you idiot!"

Suigetsu - "Since when did you care about me? All you ever do is stare at Sasuke's ass!"

Karin - "W-Well...we ARE teammates and all...shouldn't we be looking out for each other?"

Suigetsu - "OMG, you like me, don't you? YOU THINK I'M THE GREATEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD, DON'T YOU? JUST ADMIT IT! WA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

Karin - "I will never admit to anything so stupid as that! SHUT UP, JACKASS!"

Sasuke - "WTF is wrong now, bitch #1 and bitch #2? In case you haven't noticed, I'm busy feeling up bitch #3 over there!"

Juugo - "HEY! I'M NOT A BITCH! I'M A BASTARD!"

Suigetsu - "Sasuke, you wouldn't believe this! Karin is in fuckin' love with me!"

Karin - "DAMN YOU!"

Sasuke - "Karin...is this...true?"

Karin - "Y-Yes, Sasuke-san...it's true..."

Suigetsu - "DAMN, I WAS JUST JOKING AROUND! YOU DO LOVE ME?!"

Karin - "OH GOD, YES! I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME SO HARD THAT I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO WALK AGAIN! PLEASE, SUI-CHAN! PLEASE!"

Sasuke - "Aw, isn't that sweet? Now be quiet while I get back to bitch #3!"

Juugo - "STOP CALLING ME THAT!"

Suigetsu - "W-What are you doing, Karin? Get away from me! K-Keep your shirt on!"

Karin - "Oh, Sui-chan! I have always loved you! I've just been too afraid to show my feelings, but no more! I need you in my life!"

Suigetsu - "Whoa! Your tits are HUGE! Damn, Orochimaru's got nothing on you!"

Karin - "...Oro-dono has big tits?"

Suigetsu - "You call him 'Oro-dono'?"

Karin - "WHATEVER! THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT NOW! ALL THAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT YOU KISS ME! C'MON, DON'T I LOOK SEXY!"

Suigetsu - "Oh, god...you do...you do look sexy...I...I must...I must touch you..."

Karin - "Look at my boobies! They're nice and bouncy! And jiggly!"

Suigetsu - "I must...I must make you my lover!"

Karin - "LOL!"

Sasuke - "Can you please shut your mouths? We're busy having SEX!"

Juugo - "WE ARE NOT HAVING SEX! WE'RE...WE'RE...UH, YEAH, WE'RE HAVING SEX..."

Suigetsu - "I hope no one minds that we're having sex in public..."

Karin - "I WUV YOU, NOLIO!"

Suigetsu - "...Who the fuck is Nolio?"