A/N – Now to change a bit, I decided to do a story about my favorite Manga collections… What would it happen if the characters from xxxHolic went to the Oprah Winfrey show?... Find out!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from my manga collection and also their past story. They all belong to Clamp! And the Oprah Winfrey Show it's also not mine.
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Masculine Voice: And now, let's start the Oprah Winfrey shoooooooooooow
-crowd goes wild and music starts-
.: Tataratataaaaaa :.
-crowd claps as Oprah comes from the back-
Oprah: Hello everybody!! Jimmy, you can put that down.
-Jimmy, holding a big sign saying CLAP goes backstage-
Stupid guy from audience: It's not CLAP it's CLAMP!
Body guard named Joe: YOU SHUT UP
Scared stupid guy from the audience: Ok Arnold… -.- '
Oprah: Welcome to this show! Now before I start, let me just say…Because today it's my 16549875165° show I decided to buy every1 in the audience, a house in the Bahamas!!! Pick your key and address on you way out thank you!
-Jimmy holds sign saying CLAP-
-crowd claps-
Oprah: Today, we'll be talking about a particular family… This one comes from ALL the way from Japan. Let's give a warm welcome to Kimihiro Watanuki, Yuko Ichihara, Maru and Moro and Mokona!!
-the named characters come in and sit on the big sofa-
-Jimmy holds sign-
-Body guard named Joe glare's at stupid guy from the audience-
-Stupid guy from the audience gets up to pee-
Oprah: Now why don't you introduce yourselves to the audience! Kimihiro, tell us about you.
Kimihiro: I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!!
Oprah: Ok...Something other than that?
Kimihiro: Call me Watanuki.
Oprah: Fine. (jeez)
Watanuki: So, My name was already stated and… well. I work for Yuko.
Oprah: Is that all you have to say about yourself?
Watanuki: No, I'd also like to say…HI HIMAWARI!!!!!
-waves like a freak to the camera-
Oprah: And who's Himawari?
Watanuki: The most beautifull girl there is. I love her!! I just hate it when Doméki comes and ruins my perfect moments with her…
Oprah: I'm sensing some hostility there…
Watanuki: Yes I hate that freaking pompous.
Doméki: HEY! -jumps from the audience- YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
Watanuki: I just did!... Uh-oH.
Doméki: Yeah you better be sorry!!!
Watanuki: AAAAHHH DEAMON DEAMON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
-runs and screams like little girl-
Oprah: So while they are getting acquainted…
-Watanuki runs past Oprah: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhh…GO BACK TO THE SHADOWS!!!!!
Oprah: ...we'll continue with the rest of the characters. Yuko I hear you're a very mysterious person. Tell us more about it.
Watanuki: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaahhhhhh YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
Yuko: I'm a powerfull sourcerer who can make your wishes come true in exchange of something that is valuable to you.
Oprah: That's…inspiring… So tell us how did you meet Watanuki?
Watanuki: You need me?
Oprah: No, you're not important anymore.
Watanuki: Oh ok. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhh YOU CREATURE FROM HELL!!!!
Yuko: It was something inevitable. He was meant to come by my house. It's something you can't fight against.
Oprah: I see… Well let's move on. Maru and Moro, I think you two are really cute, are you twins?
Manga Addict from audience: HEY!!! Something isn't right here!!!
Oprah: ….What?...
Manda Addict: Maru and Moro can't come out of the house!!! It's not possible for them!!! It's written on the book!! Book n° 2, Page 20. They don't have a soul!
Oprah: Then how come they're right here….????
Yuko: Oh I just created a hologram of them, so that they could be present. But they're watching from the Tv in our kitchen.
Watanuki: uuf….puuf…. I'm …. Tired….
Oprah: Ok… I have to take a deep breath…whooooosaaaaaaaaa
Mokona: I'd like to say something!
Oprah: Whatt????????? THE FUR BALL SPEAKS???
Mokona: Hey!! I'm not a fur ball…I'm Mokona.
Oprah: Ok… so… what do you have to say?
Mokona: I think that we should make a pause for a commercial.
Oprah: Oh you're absolutely right!!
Yuko: But I didn't get a chance to talk about my work!
Stupid guy from audience: Hey gipsy!! Can you tell me my future??
Yuko: Why yes. You'll die within 5…4…3…2…1…
-Body Guard Named Joe dives into the audience and lands on stupid guy. He dies.-
Oprah: Thank you Joe.
Joe: My pleasure. I'll be back!
Oprah: Ok let's make a break… We'll continue later… I need to freshen up a little bit.
Watanuki: Good I also need to make a phone call to Himawari.
Doméki: AH I FOUND YOU, YOU LITTLE FREAK
Watanuki: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!! DEAMON DEAMON AAAAHHHH
Mokona: Cut!
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A/N – hehe, I'll have to think of some more things to say… I'm out of ideas now! X') post some reviews to help me get ideas!!