Blah blah blah I, as well as every other fanfic author own none of the characters except our own and I hate disclaimers blah blah..
Anyways
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Camera closes up on baby Elizabeth. AKA Elizabeth as a child..not a baby. She's singing, shaking her preteen body whilst singing a number one hit, "It's peanut butter jelly time1 Peanut butter jelly time! Where he at? Where he at? There he go! There he go! Now peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly.."
Gibbs comes up behind her and grabs her shoulder.
"What are you doing, child?" He askes in dissapointment and shock. "You dance like THIS!"
He claps and the music goes from hip hop to Irish and the light dim onto him. He is now clad in black. He starts riverdancing. This only goes on a few seconds before the whole crew joins in. Arms now interlocking, Gibbs jumps in front right before the music ends and lands on one knee with arms outspread.
Elizabeth stares in fear.
"DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S BAD LUCK FOR THE WHOLE CREW TO JUST UP AND START DANCING WITH FOREIGN MUSIC?!? Even though you were pretty good.."
Just then, everyone hears a strange noise then a huge splash. Fire abrupts into a HUGE blaze, then dies out half a second later. The remains look like something from a movie.
"What..is it?" Gibbs asked..
"I..think it's a space ship." Elizabeth answered.
"Hm. I'm going to pretend those aren't going to be invented 300 years from now."
Norrington comes up. "Hey look! That whale's pretty funny looking, huh?"
Elizabeth looks into the water.
"Look! A boy!"
Gibbs looks into the water and becomes shocked. Norrington turns around.
"WHERE?!?!"
They've both learned to ignore him.
Elizabeth had a great idea. "Look! Let's save him even though he might have rabies, or a gun and try to kill us all, k?"
"K" The men both agreed.
They throw ropes and crap blah blah blah finally the boy looks up.
"Hey, dumbasses, I'm from outerspace. I have rabies and a gun and I am gonna kill you all, k? Oh..by the way, I can levitate." The boy levitated onto the boat and layed on his back. "Now I'm passed out like in the script."
"Yay!" Elizabeth squealed. "Now in a few years, I can fall in love with you!"
"I smell cheese." Norrington blurted.
Elizabeth's father comes onto the scene.
"Yo, mah name is Swann, with two n's. Not like the bird, and my first name's not Ken!" He blurted with a huge headset on and pretending to DJ.
"Nor-ring-ton, you're not to quick. Get away from my daughter 'fo I have your.."
"DADDY!"
"Right, I'm outta here, I'm doin' fine. Rather be hated than be doin' time."
He leaves. Norrington leaves, also. Elizabeth goes over to the boy. She gropes him looking for some medallion that tells what he is and she would be killed if anyone found out she had it. The boy woke up.
"Uhhh massage?" Elizabeth tries to explain why she was all over him.
"K" He replies.
"Hey..what's your name?"
"My name is Kippabibblecheesesingasongofsixpenceyourmom."
Elizabeth stares.
"I'm gonna call you Will."
"K."
"Yeah um I'm Elizabeth."
During the whole fiasco onboard, everyone fails to notice the hundreds of these spacepeople falling out of their ship and some jumping out into the water making them evaporate. Cooooooooooooool.
Elizabeth punches 'Will' in the face to knock him out again to she can probe--err search him some more. She finds his underwear to say: "Hi! I am an alien. I am going to kill you. My name is unpronouncable, but I have been given an earth name. It is Will. I have a gun and rabies and will fall in love with an earthling named Elizabeth. These underwear are a key to.."
That was all it said. The rest was worn off. She used the magic she'd been practicing from that box her dad got her for her birthday. She took his tighty whities off him like that magic tablecloth trick and shoved the pants in her pocket. As she did that, she saw something..different. Something almost like the spaceship that crashed only a few minutes earlier. There was a huge neon sign on top of it flashing: "This is the cursed Black Apollo version 3,562.0"
Her eye's the focal point thing blah blah..