E/O Challenge: Ditch

Sorry it's late, again. I was camping in the wilderness. But here is a (hopefully) amusing Mystery Spot scene!

Disclaimer: Rien ne m'appartient, malheureusement.

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They're driving. Sam has decided that maybe it's fourteenth time lucky for trying to escape this town.

"Seventy-four times, Sam?"

"Yes."

"Cuz we've seen some crazy stuff, but that's a bit…"

"Dingo-ate-my-baby crazy? Aliens-stole-my-underwear crazy?"

Silence.

"If you don't believe me, turn left at the next intersection. There's a man lying in the ditch wearing a Hawaiian shirt and purple suspenders."

"Oh, ha-ha. No man in his right mind…"

He makes the turn. Looks. Double takes. Pulls over in time to see the man get to his feet unsteadily and stumble over to them with a…chainsaw?

"Dean, no - !"