A/N: Hey, well this is my latest masterpiece, and I believe my best yet! I have worked on it for 3 weeks, and I believe that it is finally ready for your reading pleasures. Please review. I look forward to your comments (all praise as I know that there is NOTHING to change about it. It's so perfect!). Sorry, I know I am bragging a bit, but this baby is one doosy of a story. Tell me what you think!
There once was a pretty girl named Alison. She met Edward, the vampire hottie next door, and decided to try to seduce him. But when she realized that he was in love with clumsy Bella, she called in reinforcements. So Alison and her Partner in Crime, Casey went to meet Bella. They beat her up, and then went to meet Edward. He immediately fell in love with her, married her and changed her right away. Ali was in pain for three days, but when she was fully a vampire, she and Edward made the cutest little couple.
After one year, Alison decided it was time for part two of the "make the Cullens sexier plan". So she went to find her P.I.C. Casey, to change her into a vampire as well. When Casey had become a super-strong vampire, she and Alison snuck up on Alice and beat her up. Then Casey showed Jasper how much better than Alice she was and immediately stole his heart. They got married. Bella and Alice were very sad, but decided that they still loved the OTHER HALF of the the Cullens, and chose to stay in the family. So they married each other and they all lived happily ever after, with Rosalie and Emmett, Edward and his new hott wife Alison, Carlisle and Esme (who actually approved of all of this) and the hottest couple of the century, Jasper and Casey. The End……or is it? Dun Dun DUHHHHHH!
A/N: sorry about the cliffy guys. Next chapter will come out soon. It takes me forever to edit these things!