Just a little something I came up in my spare time. Enjoy!
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Really Hiccup? Really?" Were the words of one Astrid Hofferson as both her and her boyfriend Hiccup were walking down the street before she began laughing her guts out. Someone had just called Hiccup, resulting in her discovery of his, how can you say it...embarrassing ringtone.
Hiccup's just your usual smart dude with a badass girlfriend. One problem though: his awkwardness and nerdy habits, which Astrid always delighted in teasing him about. Now, she had new material to tease Hiccup about.
"Come on. It-it's cool," he mumbled humiliated.
"Hiccup, that's gotta be the nerdiest ringtone I've ever heard," she said smirking.
Hiccup blushed furiously. "It's not that nerdy...is it?"
"Yes, yes it is," she stated. Another thing he liked about her was that she wasn't afraid to speak her mind about certain things. 'But still, it's so embarrassing. Oh, I got an idea,' the lanky teen thought.
"Well if you're gonna make fun of mine, what's your ringtone?" he retorted. Astrid quickly avoided eye contact with him, something she didn't do often.
"Uh, my-my ringtone?"
"Yeah Astrid, what is it?"
The blonde bombshell laughed nervously. "Um, uh, wonderful day we're having aren't we?"
"Yeah, marvelous," Hiccup began sarcastically, "come on, what is it, I won't laugh"
But then, something dawned on him. "Oh, wait, I'll just call it," he said, feeling like a total idiot. Astrid reached over to try and stop Hiccup from dialing the numbers, but he ran each time.
"Ok, 54, and, call," he announced. In a few seconds, Hiccup, for the first time, would have teasing material against Astrid.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than your's
I could teach you but I have to charge
The athletic girl quickly reached into her pocket to try and stop the ringing, but the damage had been done. Hiccup was just standing there with a raised eyebrow.
"Really Astrid, really?" he said smugly, an ironic echo. The taller girl just sighed embarrassingly.
"Yes, alright. I-I think it's kind of cool," she admitted through a red face.
"It's alright," her boyfriend replied. "It's your taste, who am I to judge?"
"Well," Astrid began, "anyone else would have laughed."
"Luckily for you, I'm not everyone else," he said proudly. "Come on, we're almost to my house."
Astrid sighed in relief and continued walking, enjoying a calming silence, until he brought it up again. "So, why the Milkshake song of all things?" Hiccup started. Astrid, comfortable with sharing this type of thing now, grinned.
"If you have to ask that, you clearly have not seen my milkshake," she stated arrogantly, causing the brown-haired boy beside her to raise an eyebrow.
"Well, I can tell it brings all the boys to the yard," Hiccup said, referring to all the guys, including his cousin, leering at Astrid.
"Shut up. Good thing though, it brought you to the yard," she responded. Hiccup, with a smile on his face just rolled his eyes. 'That's Astrid for you.'