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Summary- Sesshomaru gets into some trouble. Now he's in court, with his lawyer Jaken [oneshot.
Author's note- I hope you guys like this silly one shot (Or a long drabble), that I came up with. I don't really know how I came up with it. I guess I remembered on of the episodes, where Naraku offers Sesshomaru an arm and tries to get him on his side. Then, I started to think real hard, and this is what I came up with. If you start to wonder if it is in the modern era it is. Well hope you like it.
Rating- k +
Warnings- possible stupidity and dumbness
Jaken had to get Sesshomaru out of the trouble that he was already in. They were in the courthouse with the judge. Jaken was playing lawyer since Sesshomaru never really trusted anyone else as much as him. The guy who accused Sesshomaru of robbery was right on the other side. The situation was pretty tense. It seemed like Sesshomaru was going to jail.
Jaken was called up to the stand to defend his client. He had thought of a clever and creative defense and went up.
"Well?" the judge asked a bit impatiently
"Hm, my client merely inserted his left arm into a nearby window and removed a few minor things. His left arm is not really himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole person for the crime or offense committed by his limb," He gulped a bit nervously
"Hm, well put, using your logic I sentence the defendant's arm to a one year's imprisonment." The judge replied
Sesshomaru smiled. With Jaken's help he detached his left artificial arm and laid it on the bench, and walked out.
Well, hope you guys like it! If you didn't please flame as nicely as you can. It's sort of random and stupid but yeah, that's me. Please R&R! Much appreciated!!