Disclaimer: I do not own Tangled. If I did however (and ruled the world simultaneously), I would make everyone watch the movie and there would be world peace. I mean who can resist the smolder? :)
"Eugene, what is that?"
"I know, pretty amazing isn't it? You like it, right?"
"Of course not! Get rid of it quickly before it bites you."
"What? No way! Do you know how long it took me to- What do you think you're doing?"
"I refuse to come down until it leaves."
"You're being ridiculous, now get down before you fall."
"Please, I think I deserve a little more credit than that. I've been climbing rafters my entire life."
"Yeah but you had a hair harness then. Ah well, sticking your tongue at me isn't- Ow! Did you just kick your shoes at me?"
"They hurt my feet…you ok?"
"…"
"Eugene?"
"You kicked me in the nose"
"Here let me see."
"Blondie, don't jump! Wait, what are you- No don't touch me, it still hurts!"
"Eugene, you need to move your ha-"
"…"
"…"
"What?"
"Eugene… is that blood in your mustache?"
A/N: Good sir, that's a lot of blood! Corny and stupid, I know, but I have to have something with Tangled.