WARNING: This fanfic may give you cancer, a heart attack, fatigue, or anything else… THIS IS A WARNING… DO NOT GO ON IF YOU WANT ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ABOVE…. IF YOU DO END UP HAVING ANY OF THEM, PLEASE CALL 911, IMMEDIATELY.. THank you for your attention.you have been warned!
PART 1: ALISHA
They were the best of friends, Joonha and Richard. They loved to make fun of each other, and competed relentlessly. When their choir director, Mr. Anthony E. Arnold, gave them both solos, they went against each other to see who was louder, while the other soloist, Joshua, stared at them in annoyance.
"RICHARD!" Joonha yelled, racing after Richard.
"I'm so going to beat you in the solo!" Richard gloated.
"You wish!" Joonha laughed, pushing Richard playfully.
"I'm going to sing loudest!" Joshua suddenly popped into the conversation.
"Bro, you wish, and plus, you're interrupting a conversation!" Richard said, chuckling. "Yeee, I'll go now!" Joshua popped away to annoy Sristi.
"Why are you staring at me? It's so creepy!" Richard exclaimed, seeing Joonha out of the corner of his eye.
Joonha turned red, and muttered something about how he was not looking at him.
"Guess what? I've got your new name! It'll be…" Richard paused for the big reveal. "TOMATOOOOOOOO" he screams at the top of his lungs.
"Dude! No! Why would I ever even ugh!" Joonha raves, looking mad.
"Just deal with it bro!" Richard ran to the choir room, laughing at Joonha's annoyed face.
-In choir-
"Siyaloba, please" Mr. Arnold announced. "Soloists, at the front" ]
Joshua and Joonha stepped forward, and started to sing. "SIYALOBA GOOOOOOOGOOOOOOOO" Joonha sang loudly. He smirked at Richard, thinking her could definitely not be able to beat that.
The part where Richard came in started. Richard stepped up, and sang at the top of his voice. "SIYALOBA GOOOOOOOOOGOOOOOO"
Joonha narrowed his eyes at him, and started to sing even louder. Finally, they were so loud, no one else could even be heard.
Mr. Arnold stopped the song with an angry swish of his hand. "YOU TWO! THERE IS SOMETHING IN CHOIR CALLED BLENDING YOU KNOW! 10 LAPS! NOW!" Mr. Arnold screeches. "Oh, and make sure you have time to go and practice with each other in your own free time! I will not have you messing up my choir! I will know if you don't!"
While running laps, Joonha stops to take a breath.
"NO MORE RUNNING!" he protests, keeling over.
"SLOWPOKE! Anyways, when should we meet? At my house?" Richard asks.
"Yeah sure, after this?" Joonha asks.
"Sure" Richard responds.
DURING PE:
Richard: errrr….
Joonha: hehe…. You did well at Napa, eh?
Richard: I guess so….?
Joonha: aha
Joonha: You lost your breathe during gaudete…. And the adjudicator wanted to touch your shoulders… to ribcage! HA
Richard: STOP REMINDING ME! THAT WAS TERRIBLE! Especially the ribcage part...
Joonha: Take off you shirt!
Richard: Why…?
Joonha: Just do….
Richard: (takes off his shirt)
Joonha: Your ribcage wants you to notice it…
Richard: ewwwwwwwww
Richard: (swears at Joonha)
Joonha: hehehehe
-AT RICHARD'S KITCHEN- ALISHA
"Whoa, look tomatoes!" Joonha yells, and dives for one.
"No! Those are my tom- er - my mom's tomatoes which she uh likes a lot!" Richard protests.
"Then this one!" Joonha tries to grab a fat tomato.
"That's my - I mean my mom's favorite tomato. I - I mean my mom, calls it Joonh- I mean Jooper!" Richard grabs his hand.
SPLAT! The tomato explodes from the pressure, and they're covered with tomato slime.
And suddenly, they shrink down, and become….TOMATOES!?1?!
SUDDENLY
Richard: Why is the table so high?
Joonha: You're already short, richard
Richard: I'M A TOMATO!
Joonha: Yes
Richard: How?
Joonha: I guess someone kissed you
Richard: Who is he
Joonha: The person you are talking to… (blushes)
Richard: YOOOUUUUUUU
Joonha: (kisses)
Richard: STUPID
Joonha: This is for our own good ya know
Richard: K then
JOonha: Now you are a human
The Escape - Sathvika
Richard: The floor is moving
Joonha: OH NO
Richard: This is the great earthquake of california
Joonha: What magnitude
Richard: (calculating trigonometric intensively) This is 9.9 magnitude earthquake
BOTH OF tHEM GET VANISHED TO DIFFERENT PLACES
Joonha: Richard… where are you my other tomato…
Meanwhile
Richard: Where's Joonha!?
(IN different places)
Richard: Siyalobola go
Joonha: Siyalobola GO
Richard: starts to cry, under the moon in china
Joonha: starts to cry under the sunrise, in Japan
Richard: Siya….
Joonha: Siya….
( THEN tHEY HEAR tHEMSELVES SING)
Richard + Joonha: (sing very willingly) SIYA LOBOLA GOGO
Suddenly find themselves hugging each other under the half sunrise, and half night….
And Then a wave (in the shape of a heart) splashes
Richard: I missed you… oh no actually I did NOT
Joonha: I saw that
Richard: errrrr…?
-BEING A TOMATO-
Richard: It's terrible being a stupid tomato… (blushes)
Joonha: Hah!
Richard: Why 8 chromosome tomato, how can you like being a tomato?
Joonha: WIth you…. It feels like my heart has just been filled with tomato juice
Richard: (blushes intensively) It would be NICE if you shut up!
Joonha: Ya… g- chard!
Richard: (face turns as red as a tomato)
Joonha: anyway (hold richard's hand)
Joonha: I want to …
Richard: What?
Joonha: I.. I
Joonha: I guess we are both boys… but that doesn't mean we aren't going to marry, eh?
Richard: Yes… I mean What?
Joonha: (hand a dress to richard) wear this dress
Richard: errr….why..how? (wears dress by taping it on)
Joonha: We will be married
Joonha: (puts roses into richard's green leaves on the top of his head)
Joonha: We are at Paris!
Richard: (chuckles, blushes)
Richard: May we get married
Joshua: (somehow magically comes to paris) Will you accept to marry Richard?
Joonha: Um yes?
Joshua: NO, you say YEEEEEEEEEEEE
Joonha: ….? Uh, yee..
Joshua: Now Richard, do you take joonha as your husband
Richard: Yeeee?
Joshua: good job
Joshua: NOW KISS YEEEEEEEEEE
Richard + Joonha: (Bump tomato heads)
Joshua: Ugh… so boring
(ADV choir sings Siyaloba Gogo (Joshua joins)
Joonha + Richard (last verse): SIYA LOBOLA GOGO
Joonha: (sobs) I wouldn't have sang the last part without…. Youuuuuuu
Richard: And I wouldn't have been guided without you…
-later on-
Richard: where shall we go on our honeymoon, 8 chromosome tomato?
Joonha: Ummm… Miller middle school's adv choir
Richard: Yassss, I should've thought of that!
Joonha: Let's go together! FOREVER TOGETHER!
END: Then Richard and Joonha sing SIYA… They got Mastery for their performance… and at the end they kissed… Mr. Arnold started crying, and knew they were both very happy (both meanings imply)
THE END oF THE STORY
SATHVIKA
Richard: I have a question
Joonha: What is it?
Richard: How are we going to have kids?
Joonha: UMMMMM…..?
TEHE THE ACTUAL END!