A/N: Just a short story while I work on The Heart Within All The Clans. Also I was kinda bored. I hope you like it, and I hope that you laugh! Enjoy my parody! :)

"Let all cats old enough to catch their own prey please gather beneath the highrock!" Sunstar croaked in a low, scratchy voice.

Several cats stared at him. Was their leader trying to say something? Sunstar opened his mouth to try again, but Bluefur, his deputy, slapped her tail over his mouth.

"Would everyone just get over here?!" She yowled inpatiently.

"Now, we have all gathered for young Tigerkit's-" Began Sunstar.

"Hey! It's Tigerpaw!" Yowled Tigerpaw.

Sunstar fixed his reumy gaze on the young tom. "Is that so?" Then he trotted into his den.

"Sunstar! Get back here!" Called Bluefur.

In Sunstar's Den

"You need to make Tigerpaw a warrior!" hissed Bluefur.

"But he's an apprentice now. Isn't that good enough?"

Bluefur gritted her teeth in frustration.

"Sunstar, Tigerpaw is ready to be a warrior. He passed his assessmant this morning."

"Someone passed and he's mourning? That's terrible! Who is he mourning?"

"No one! Now you need to make him a warrior!"

"Mind your manners, young tom! I'll be out in a moment."

Then he slowly got up and tottered outside.

Finally, thought Bluefur in satisfaction. She started to follow him when realization dawned on her.

"Sunstar! I'm a she-cat!" she yowled, racing after him.

Sunstar stood on the highrock. Finally everything was in place

"Tigerpaw, do you promise to...promise too...uh..."

Almost everything was in place.

Bluefur whispered, "Uphold the warrior code at the cost of your life."

"Ahh, yes. Uphold the warrior code at the cost of your life."

Tigerpaw, confused, responded, "Uhh, I do?"

"From this moment on, your shall be known as Tiger...Tigerflower."

The clearing burst with mrrows of laughter.

"WHAT?!" roared the newly named Tigerflower in rage and despair.

Bluefur, who was on the verge of laughter herself, whispered, "Sunstar, you can't name him that."

The old leader was confused. "But why not? He asked. "I think it's a pretty name."

"But I don't want a pretty name! I want a tough name!" explained Tigerflower.

"It's settled then." Said Sunstar, trotting into his den.

"Wait!" cried Bluefur.

She rushed into the den. She didn't really like Tigerflower, but any tom called Tigerflower deserved better.

Besides, she had a bet going with Thisleclaw that she could not afford to lose.

Just before daybreak

Bluefur, exhausted from along night's debate-err, negotiation with her leader, dragged herself to the top of the highrock.

"Clanmates. Sunstar has *cough* decided tochange Tigerflower's name to Tigerclaw, in honor of his long claws." She announced.

"Tigerclaw! Tigerclaw!" Cheered is clanmates in the midst of their laughter, because they weren't quite over the name Tigerflower.

"Oh, thank StarClan!" sighed Tigerclaw.

"I still like Tigerflower better!" roared a grumpy voice from the leader's den.

"Tigerclaw will take another vigil, however." said Bluefur smugly.

"What? That's not fair!" exclaimed Tigerclaw.

"As you wish, Tigerflower."

"Oh, fine." resigned Tigerclaw.As Tigerclaw resumed his second vigil, Bluefur sauntered over to Thisleclaw triumpantly.

"See? I told you."

"That's not fair!" Thisleclaw huffed. "You made him!"

"To bad!" Purred Bluefur. "You can start now."

Grumbling, Thisleclaw rushed off into the forest to get Bluefur's feathers, as well as Bluefur's fresh bedding, which he would commence every day for one moon.

A/N: So, did you like it? Review! Yes, I have read Bluestar's Prophecy. But I did make a few tweaks to fit with the plot. Have a nice day! :D