The two brothers stared at each other. One was visibly shaking with despair and rage, the other calm and peaceful.
"Why?" spoke up the younger of the two, Sasuke Uchiha.
"Why? Why what?" responded the elder, Itachi Uchiha.
"Why did you kill them, Itachi? They were our family, AND YOU KILLED THEM!!" roared Sasuke.
Itachi studied him for a moment, before sighing.
"I did it, otouto, because of the bunnies." He said gravely, and Sasuke's eye developed a twitch.
"…Bunnies…" said Sasuke, WAY too calmly, but Itachi was oblivious to this.
"Yes, bunnies. They had corrupted our family, what with the glaring black eyes staring out of those bunny fur! They're evil, I tell you! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" cackled Itachi in an insane tone, and went to turn around, when he felt a HUGE amount of killing intent. He gulped, and turned around slowly.
There was Sasuke, looking positively FURIOUS. Wait… Was that fire that had erupted from him!?!?
"Itachi… Uchiha…" Sasuke growled out. "That was ME in a bunny suit! YOU DOLT!! Die!!! He screamed at Itachi, and Itachi felt rising happiness.
"So technically, I killed them because of you? Awesome!" Itachi cheered.
Itachi pulled out a piece of paper labled 'THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE'
'#53: Kill family because of Sasuke Uchiha. *TICK* ;)
Sasuke's eye twitched, and he was about to round on Itachi again, when…
"OMG! LIKE, OMG!! Like, I can't finish my list because of the totally not disturbing fact that I killed my family!! Aaaaahhhhh!!!" With that said, Itachi pulled out a knife from nowhere and killed himself.
For there, right under #53, was:
'#54: Have family meet Barney the purple dinosaur, and my best friend!'
Sasuke's eye twitched again and he started running around screaming like a headless chicken. (That is, if headless chickens can run around screaming. Hmm…)
And so, Itachi and his family were laid to rest. Sasuke was sent to the mental hospital and everyone else lived happily ever after!
THE END!!!