AN: I dunno if this is a Little Nations side story or not…but it's kinda based on an RP me and JASisJessica is doing~ My cute lickle Romano *nuzzles her*

Warning: Smut

Disclaimer: I own zilch~ Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya

Chapter 1:

Belgium looked curiously outside to where Netherlands was tending to some flowers. She popped her head out the window "Oy~ Big Brother what are you doing?"

"I thought I told you not to call me that anymore!" Netherlands scowled.

"I know but it's fun!" Belgium giggled.

Netherlands rolled his eyes and continued tending to the garden. Belgium ran outside and pressed herself against his body and watched him happily. "Look I can't garden with you that close."

"Sure you can." She smiled her kitty smile "I'm not putting you off."

Netherlands snorted "Says the girl with the rack pressed to my back!"

Belgium giggled and tried to push him in the tulips but he put all his weight into his legs so he couldn't be over balanced. "Nethy! Stop being mean!"

"Why? Do you want to rape me in the flowers?" Netherlands grinned.

"Please you're such a perv it wouldn't be rape." Belgium pouted. She got off him and walked back into the kitchen.

Netherlands shook his head and worked on the Tulips again. Belgium watched for him to let his guard down and ran straight from the kitchen down the garden and leapt on top of him "Gotcha!"

"Whoa!" Netherlands cried out as he collapsed face first in the flowers. Belgium giggled and sat up on top of his back.

"Heehee~ I got you~"

"Man you're such a kid." Netherlands scowled spitting out leaves.

Belgium giggled "Sorry I just wanted to have some fun."

Netherlands rolled over on his back and grinned up at her who was now positioned on his tummy. "What kind of fun?"

"Oh you know~ one that involves this." Belgium pulled out a small foil packet and smirked.

Netherlands smirked wider "So…you tackled me in the garden just to fulfil your womanly needs. Woman you are sick."

"You like it~" Belgium grinned. She slid down his body so her butt rested against his crotch. "Is this your pipe in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"

"Both actually." Netherlands grinned.

Belgium smiled "Always have an answer huh?" she rubbed her butt against him. Netherlands groaned softly.

"Do you really want to do it here in the garden?"

"I do." Belgium smiled "Who knows I might get a kick out of the sense of danger."

"Well…look who became a slut." Netherlands smirked. Belgium's eyes welled up and he gulped "N-no I meant as a sexy way!"

She giggled and kissed him. Netherlands rolled his eyes and kissed her back. He gripped her back and pulled her down closer onto his body, Belgium moaned softly as he deepened the kiss. She gripped his shirt and rubbed herself up against his body longing for him to finally get the hint she wanted to become one. Netherlands' hands roved under her dress and squeezed her breast. Belgium pulled out of the kiss to moan softly "Nyaa that feels good!"

Netherlands grinned "I know how your body ticks."

"So do I." she grinned leaning down to lick his neck "I know that you think you're gay if you like it but I know you still like it." She pushed up his shirt and sucked on a nipple making him blush and moan.

Netherlands pushed her face away "Don't do that." He went to push her back but she whined and gripped his wrists. "Huh?"

"No! This was my idea! Let me take charge for once! You never let me take charge!" Belgium pouted "It's because you're a man so you think you have to do it don't you!"

Netherlands laughed "Calm down kiddo! Fine then you take charge!"

Belgium looked happy and wriggled her dress up to show her underwear "Alright!"

Netherlands smirked and pushed the straps of her dress down so that her breasts popped out. She blushed and looked away "Wow…your bra and panties have tulips on. That's kinda cute."

Belgium nodded "I like tulips…"

"I know." Netherlands smiled; he kissed her breast lightly before pulling her bra off.

Belgium moaned softly as he sucked on her nipple "Y-you're not a child~" she giggled.

Netherlands smirked "I know but you taste sexy and I know you like it."

"I do." She whimpered as Netherlands took her pink bud back in making it harden. Belgium blushed and stroked his bulge her cheeks bright red.

Netherlands smirked and let go "I bet you are really wet."

Belgium swallowed she was…she could feel herself running down her thighs and her panties felt uncomfortably soaked. "N-no…"

"Liar." Netherlands smirked, he slipped his hand under her skirts and felt her legs "Then you must have pissed yourself."

"D-don't say that!" she yelped slapping his chest. Netherlands laughed lightly and stroked her through her underwear. Belgium blushed and closed her eyes.

"You are really wet…I knew it." Netherlands smirked.

Belgium moaned softly as his finger slid into her from under her panties. "N-no…I'm not." She knew she was lying but she couldn't help it, it was embarrassing him saying things like that so suddenly. "Eberrich y-you're a-Ah!"

"A?" Netherlands smirked moving all three fingers deeply inside her.

"A-a…" Belgium bit her lip she couldn't speak, her mind was fogging over her hips were moving on their own towards his hand longing for more "P-please…m-more!"

Netherlands grinned "More? Really you want more huh? Beg."

"Wh-what?" Belgium blushed.

"You heard me beg." Netherlands stopped his hand to show he was serious.

"N-no! Don't stop! No! Please! Please Eber Pleaaase! I need you!" Belgium's eyes filled with tears of frustration "Come on!"

Netherlands laughed "Perfect." He moved his hand again making his fingers rub up her inner walls; she moaned ecstatically making a few birds fly off from their nests in the trees. "You made the birds flee with your slutty cries."

Belgium whimpered "N-not…slut…"

"Hm?" Netherlands smirked.

"I-I'm NOT a slut!" She arched her back and cried out louder as he pushed in his last finger.

"All four? Man…" Netherlands grinned.

Belgium punched his chest "T-treat me nice! I-I'm supposed to be your lover!" she shakily ripped open the condom with her teeth and pushed it on him.

Netherlands nodded "Sorry." He pulled his fingers away and slid her over him. "Ready?"

She nodded then turned red "Hey! I said I was in charge today!" she pushed his hands away and grabbed his member "How mean taking charge when I had my guard down!" she pushed him inside herself and moved her hips to guide him fully in. Netherlands groaned she was tight despite the preparing. Belgium cried out gripping his hands "T-touch me." She placed them on her breasts her cheeks red.

Netherlands gripped her breasts and kneaded them softly. He pulled her closer and sucked her nipple again; Belgium cried out and clung to him "A-ah y-yes like that."

Netherlands sucked a little more and groaned softly as she moved her hips up and down he knew she needed it because she was wasting no time in getting to a fast rhythm. "Damn you're horny."

"I-I know." She whimpered moving her hips harder "S-so good!" Netherlands smirked and returned to teasing her breasts. Belgium could feel herself nearing her peak "O-oh God m-more more!"

Netherlands jerked his hips up striking her deep "Getting close." He muttered.

Belgium blushed and moved her hips up and down faster and harder needing to hit her climax. With a loud scream that sent the wildlife running for cover she came. Netherlands groaned and came not long after. Belgium gasped her eyes widening "Oh my God! I can feel you seeping inside me! Get out get out!"

"You're on me idiot." Netherlands said pushing her off him. He checked the condom and groaned "Femke you idiot! You tore through it with your damn teeth! I knew you were obsessed with cats but I didn't think you had the teeth of one!"

Belgium pouted she did have slightly longer incisors like a cat "Shut up! It was your fault!"

"How the hell is that possible?" Netherlands scowled.

Belgium pouted harder "You did this."

"No you did it with your damn fangs." Netherlands sighed.

Belgium sighed "Guess so…"

Netherlands rolled his eyes.

XxX

Belgium looked worried as she saw her underwear clear again, it had been six weeks now since her last period "Eberrich!"

"Ja?" Netherlands called back from in the bedroom.

"Eberrich do you remember my last period?" She called.

"God I dunno. Why are you asking me this? You should know!" Netherlands said rolling his eyes.

"That's just it! I swear it was six weeks ago!" She walked from the bathroom still holding her underwear "Look?"

"Babe…why are you giving me your dirty underwear…?" Netherlands blinked.

"Shut up and look inside." Belgium pouted.

"I can't see anything." Netherlands frowned.

"Exactly!" Belgium threw them in the laundry basket and pulled on some clean underwear. "If you have gotten me pregnant I will kill you!"

Netherlands laughed "You're not pregnant you're never regular anyway! You didn't come on for two months last time!"

Belgium pouted "Says you. But if I am I will be pissed."

Netherlands sighed "Fine want to go to the doctor?"

"No I think a pregnancy test is enough." Belgium smiled.

"Yeah fine." Netherlands shrugged "How much are they?"

"I dunno I never brought one before." Belgium shrugged.

Netherlands looked thoughtful "Well usually we're so careful so it's understandable."

Belgium nodded "I know! Ugh I blame you!"

"Again?" Netherlands smirked "I get the blame for everything."

"Really how?" Belgium blinked.

"A few weeks ago you were constipated and while you were straining you were blaming me, the week before that you ran out of bleach and blamed me. Yesterday you couldn't stop pissing and blamed me again." Netherlands laughed as Belgium slapped him repeatedly. He placed his hand on her face and pushed her back so she couldn't reach "Man you are short."

"Stop being mean!" She whined behind his hand.

Netherlands grinned "Okay let's go get that test and find out it's all in your head."

Belgium smiled "Okay." She pulled on her coat and ran outside.

Netherlands followed her shaking his head "Dammit kid wait up."

"I'm not a kid." Belgium pouted "Hurry up get in the car!"

"You say that and yet you are just as impatient as a kid." Netherlands grinned. He climbed into the car "Are you excited?"

Belgium looked at him "Nervous more than anything."

Netherlands nodded "Yeah I bet…"

"Would you want it?" She asked her cheeks a little red.

"Maybe." He shrugged "But kids are expensive it's bad enough looking after your damn cats." Belgium smiled and her skirts rustled. Netherlands raised an eyebrow "….You have a cat up there don't you?"

Belgium looked at him innocently "Noooo…"

"You're a liar." He pulled up her skirt and a small kitten with soft curly fluff framing her face and a green headband on her head making her large green eyes greener popped her head up to look at him. "I can't believe you brought a cat. Why?"

"Well Bella was lonely! She needed her Mother~" Belgium scooped her up and gave her a nuzzle.

Netherlands shook his head "And what about Lars?"

"He didn't want to come." Belgium pouted. Lars was a kitten with green eyes as well and soft caramel coloured fur like Netherlands' hair colour. He had a small point of hair and a little striped scarf wound around his neck.

Netherlands laughed "Probably because he's clever."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"It means what it means." Netherlands shrugged.

Belgium looked outside as she petted the cute kitten on her lap. Netherlands pulled up outside the store "There you go. Go get one."

"Aren't you coming with me?" Belgium pouted.

"Fine." He sighed.

Belgium placed Bella in her pocket of her apron. "Okay then let's go."

"So that's why you didn't take off the apron." Netherlands scowled.

Belgium giggled "Don't I look cute with it on?"

"Y-yes…" he mumbled. He took her hand and dragged her in the shop; he could hear the kitten purring in her pocket.

Belgium giggled and pulled him over to the health aisle "Here we are." She picked up two different tests "Which one should I get?"

"The cheapest one." Netherlands said.

"You're such a stingy bastard." Belgium rolled her eyes.

Netherlands nodded "Yupp."

Belgium sighed and picked the cheapest "Fine! Come on then."

Netherlands nodded and walked over to the check out. The cashier smiled warmly as she scanned it "Are you expecting a baby?" she asked.

"Hell n-"

"We just want to be sure." Belgium smiled interrupting him.

Netherlands rolled his eyes and paid "Come on then kiddo."

Belgium pouted as they walked out "I wish you would stop calling me that. I know I'm your little sister and all but-"

"Don't!" Netherlands looked at her his cheeks were red and his eyes were dark with pain, she knew he hated the fact that they were…well like that, in love and related.

Belgium smiled and cupped his face "I know…I'm sorry Eber. I know you hate that."

Netherlands swallowed "Yeah…sorry."

"For what?" She blinked.

"You know…making you my…well y'know." She cut him off with a kiss and smiled.

"I love you silly so what if you're my Big Brother you're also my strong handsome lover." She giggled and took his hand.

Netherlands smiled "Yeah I know."

Belgium smiled back and walked over to the car; Bella popped her head out of the pocket and purred loudly. Belgium giggled and scooped her up "Hello there little kitty~"

Netherlands shook his head and opened the car door "Throw the cat in the back."

"What? I will not throw my kitty anywhere." She pouted climbing in the seat. "She's my baby!"

Netherlands rolled his eyes and sat in the driver's seat "You're a pest."

Belgium smiled and stroked her kitten "So what would you do if I was pregnant?"

"Hm? Well it would be sexy." He grinned.

"How?" Belgium blinked. Netherlands turned the car down a lane "Hey where are we going?"

"You'll see." Netherlands grinned; he pulled over to a secluded area.

"I don't under-eep!" Belgium squeaked as Netherlands leant over and cupped her face.

"So what will I do if you were preggers huh? Well I think it's pretty obvious." He grinned.

"O-oh?" Belgium blushed as he pressed his lips to hers. Netherlands pulled Bella out of her pocket and threw her on the back seat, Bella landed on her paws elegantly and hissed at him. "Eber! Don't throw my cat!"

Netherlands shrugged "She's fine. So anyway as I was saying. If you were pregnant I'd like it a lot. These would be bigger." He ran his fingers over Belgium's breasts making her blush and squeak in alarm.

"W-well yes they will be f-full of milk." She blushed.

Netherlands grinned and pushed his hand up her skirts "Also you will be far more sensitive here." He pushed his hand between her legs and rubbed her.

Belgium whined and gripped his wrist "E-Eber!"

"Yeah?" He smirked. Slowly he hooked his fingers in her underwear and pulled them down. Belgium blushed more but the truth was she loved spontaneity, so the fact that he was spontaneously pulling her underwear and was intending to make love to her was very arousing.

"A-And what else?"

"Well…you will also fill out a little." He gripped her hips and leaned over her "So you will look even curvier."

"Yeah and I will get fatter." She pouted.

"No…not fat." His eyes glinted mischievously "But quite I dunno…more curvy." He grinned "You will be very sexy. Sexier then you are now if that's possible."

Belgium hid her face shyly "I-idiot."

Netherlands laughed and pulled her hands away from her face "No I want to look at you."

Belgium whined and looked up at him "O-oh?"

"Yeah oh." He grinned. He pushed her skirts up more and unbuckled her seatbelt.

"W-wait what are you doing? D-do you even have protection?" She blushed.

"Duh." He took a condom out of his pocket and handed it to her "Open it with your hands this time not your damn teeth."

"Fine." She tore it open and pulled Netherlands free "Wow hard already?"

He smirked "Yes."

Belgium rolled the condom on him and blushed "Why are you so turned on? Imagining me fat?"

Netherlands laughed "No not fat."

Belgium tapped the tip of his member "So are you going to push in?"

Netherlands nodded "Of course." He pushed her hand away gently and grabbed her legs and yanked them around his waist.

Yelping Belgium slid down the seat "Eberrich you idiot! Warn a girl next time!"

Netherlands laughed "Sorry." He held himself and pushed himself inside her. "Were you wet enough?"

Belgium nodded and grabbed his hand "Just t-touch me a little more."

Netherlands nodded and stroked her clitoris to make her wetter. Belgium moaned and clung to the seat's sides. "O-oh God…l-like that."

Netherlands smiled and felt her relax a little and he sank in deeper as she got wetter "That's much better."

"Ohhh~" She moaned "Y-you're in so deep!"

"I know." Netherlands grinned; he moved in and out slowly making his love whine softly.

"M-more." She whimpered.

Netherlands smiled and thrusted in harder. "Shit this is killing my back." He pulled out and sat back "Here ride me."

Belgium pouted "You meanie. Why do I always do the work?"

"Fine go lie in the back." He said pointing to the back seats.

"It's not my fault that you were too much of a tight ass to pay for a bigger car." Belgium wriggled in the back and stuck her butt in the air "Hurry."

"Talking of tight asses." He grinned he gripped her hips and pushed inside her.

"A-ah! Th-that's not my ass." She giggled softly.

"I know." Netherlands nodded. "Yet."

"Yet?" Belgium blinked, she cried out as he moved harder inside her.

Netherlands grinned and gripped her hips "Yes yet."

"N-no! Y-you're so big you will break me!" Belgium moaned. Her eyes watered as she felt him rub up her inner walls.

Netherlands grinned "You'll be so tight." he thrusted in deeply "I mean tighter than your pussy."

"D-don't say th-that word!" Belgium whined "I-it's a nasty word."

Netherlands smirked "Why?" he leaned over her and licked her neck "You like it when I talk dirty."

Belgium panted "I-I do."

Netherlands moved his hands down her body to grip her breasts "So how long do you think it will be until these get bigger with milk huh?"

Belgium whined and moved her hips backwards against him "I-I don't know." She blushed.

Netherlands massaged her breasts through her dress making her moan loudly "God I'm close." He muttered.

"M-me too." Belgium whined "J-just a little h-harder!"

Netherlands nodded and grabbing her hips he pounded her harder making her moans louder. She clung onto the car seat and came. Bella leapt up onto her back purring happily. Netherlands moaned and came soon enough. He opened his eyes to be met with two large emeralds staring at him. "Whoa!" he fell back and landed on the gear stick "Ow shit!" he cried out.

Belgium sat up and laughed "Did you just get butt raped by your car?"

"No!" Netherlands yelped "It went in my back not my ass!"

Belgium giggled and pulled down her skirts "What happened?"

"Your cat was staring at me! She frickin' watched me come!"

Belgium laughed again "That's so cute~ she loves seeing her daddy's face."

"D-don't say that!" Netherlands stood up as best he could being a six foot man in a small five foot car and wriggled his underwear and trousers back up. He rubbed his back "Fucking cat why did you bring her?"

"She'll miss me." Belgium smiled pulling her into her arms. Bella meowed happily as if answering her.

Netherlands rolled his eyes and climbed into the driver's seat "Are you going to stay there?"

"Yes." Belgium smiled cutely at him.

Netherlands nodded "Fine you stay there." He started the car and drove off for home.

Once there Belgium grabbed the test and rushed off to the bathroom. Netherlands smirked "You left your knickers behind!"

"Put them in the washing machine!" she called back as she dashed off.

Netherlands shook his head but did so.

Belgium placed the test on the side after peeing on it, she watched it carefully her throat dry. ""E-Eberrich!" she called out.

"What? What happened?" Netherlands barged in and looked at her face "So? What was it?"

AN: I bet you guys hate me so much right now~

Also i know that you may say "Belgium is called Bella and Netherlands is called Lars" not true. Because those aren't official canon names those are names given by the fan community. And personally i don't like those names Bella-Belgium...seems to obvious to me.

So i used the name SunnyDayinFebuary used in her (awesome) story, she called her Femke and i have to admit that is a much prettier name. And it sounds more...feline which really goes with Belgium's love for cats.

And Netherlands i found Eberrich a long time ago i think it was on HetaliaWiki and it said it was rarely used for Netherlands but i really liked that name! It makes him sound like a knight.

I kept the traditional fan names that is often used for Belgium and Netherlands for Neko Belgium and Neko Netherlands instead (their cats).

Please review.