A/N: This is my first ever story ever. Enjoy.
Nari sat in her room coloring a picture when Tobi came running in. He jumped into her closet and Nari just stared with a confused look. She went back to coloring when suddenly Deidara and Hidan came bursting into her room next. They were looking around frantically. Nari looked up from her picture.
"Whatcha lookin' for?" she asked innocently.
"That ass-fuck named Tobi!" Hidan yelled. He was too angry to care that he had just cussed in front of Nari.
"Tobi? He's in the closet. Why?" Nari looked at him innocently.
"He put fucking clay on my scythe!" Hidan yelled.
"That little retard messed with my clay, un!" Deidara yelled. He went over to the closet and pulled Tobi out.
"Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi yelled.
Nari didn't like that now Tobi was flailing and messing up her room. When Tobi got out of Deidara's grip, he began running around the medium sized room, Hidan and Deidara chasing him. Nari couldn't get back to coloring with them running all over the place. And then the worst thing ever happened.
Hidan stepped on Nari's picture and it ripped.
Nari stared at the picture, wide-eyed. She took in a huge breath and screamed, causing everyone and everything in ten mile radius to stop what they were doing. Hidan, Deidara, and Tobi slowly but surely turned to the youngest Akatsuki member and found her red with anger.
"You… You… You…" Nari struggled slightly on the words. She took a deep breath before she started crying. "You ripped my picture!"
As soon as the waterworks started the three older Akatsuki members knew they were in deep trouble. Nari crying equaled angry Pein. Angry Pein equaled trouble for every Akatsuki member. Or maybe just the ones that made her mad. It all depended on how bad the damage was.
Footsteps were heard heading toward the room and Hidan and Deidara paled slightly. Okay, they hadn't meant to make Nari cry. It was like kicking a small injured puppy! And when Nari cried, nothing ever turned out good. Tobi was already trying to calm her down and was doing a poor job at it.
"Nari-chan shouldn't cry! Nari-chan doesn't need to cry!" Tobi said over and over again.
The footsteps drew near and the other two members quickly began righting the room. They put everything back in place and fixed up Nari's bed and closet, making sure that nothing was out of place. They finished just in time and before the door burst open and in ran… Itachi and Sasori?
"What happened?" Sasori asked.
Nari looked over to him and ran over. She jumped into Itachi's arms and continued crying into his cloak. Itachi rubbed soothing circles on her back, trying to calm her down.
"What's wrong?" he asked her.
"T-Tobi came i-in h-here and h-hid in th-the cl-closet," Nari began stuttering out, hiccupping here and there. "Th-then H-Hidan and Dei-Deidara c-came in an-and chased him a-around. Th-they m-messed up my r-room and th-then H-Hidan tore my p-p-picture!"
"Should we really tell Leader-sama about this? They fixed her room at least," Sasori said.
"Yes. If we don't she we will. We're in charge at the moment so we'll find a suitable punishment for them," Itachi said with a sigh.
He and Sasori walked out, Itachi still holding onto Nari. The other three gulped. This definitely would NOT end well for them…
A/N: I own nothing. Please review.