To fully understand the joke/response letter, please read Dear Fangirls by InuyashasEars. link ----> www . fanfiction . net / s / 3549116 / 1 /
Dear Naruto,
This is my response.
1. No, you have not been raped by anyone in the series.
2. Iruka's like your dad and Jiraiya... ew.
I find it disgusting too, though I have no idea how we're violating your human rights. Sasuke may not be, but you have to admit Orochimaru does kinda scream 'pedophile'. (We don't mind with Kakashi though!)
Regarding the fact you are a ninja, I'd rather you didn't drop a little visit in the middle of the night.
3. Annoying, yes. To the level some people make it seem, no.
4. You live alone, pay your bills, and have had to put up with people looking down on you since you were a baby. I think that says you can handle yourself.
The lemon thing? Somehow, it's slang in Japan for 'sexy'.
5. Your sex life is fine? Please, do elaborate. !!lecherous smirk!!
6. Yea, most people despise the OC unless they actually have a personality and are not after one of the main character's ass.
7. Um, yea...
8. We like it when you top too. !!lecherous smirk!!
Love,
Legions of Naruto fans
P.S. This is your neighbor, GET SOUNDPROOF WALLS, DAMNIT!!