~ The Chronicles of Boredom ~
~ .: xXx The Joker of a Writer xXx :. ~
Summary:
I'm sorry for being bored? Psh. Stuff that. Lemme write now…Crack, randomness, romance, normalness…A shizz tonne of shtuff in here. Yaoi, Yuri, Het, bestiality. POKEMON! XDDD MULTI-ANIME!
Rating:
Gimme a T! Gimme a-…no…That's it…/sadface/
Word Count:
IT'S OVER 9,000! No…it isn't… /another sadface/ (680)
Disclaimer:
UM! I dunno…My writing I own…Whatever I'm writing about, I don't…
~ .: Chapter 398 – SOMEWHERE~! BEYOND THE SEA~! This title has nothing to do with the chapter =.= – :. ~
It was another day. Another BORING day. Iku-nyan was doing nothing (as usual) except lounging on the grass (?).
"This is boring," the cat-man said, stating the obvious for you. Yoru popped out outta nowhere with a cat-grin.
"I agree, nya!" he agreed (*stare~!*).
"Should we annoy Amu or something?" Iku-nyan asked, tickling the chin of the chara.
"Just check her facebook, nya," Yoru said, rolling his eyes.
"Wait! We have TECHNOLOGY in this magical anime?" Iku-nyan said, astounded. The mini-Iku-nyan rolled his eyes again.
"Oh nyaw~! We just travelled to Paris in that episode where you call Amu and ask about things and tease her more and shtuff…THROUGH A CELLPHONE!"
"Oh yeah~…" Iku-nyan remembered. He pulled out a phone from his pocket and went to the applications.
"Woah! I have facebook on here!" he said, astounded (! Again. -_-)
"Hey, What the fish? It's an Iphone!" Yoru exclaimed.
"Ooooh~!" they said in unison.
"Well go and check facebook!"
"No 'nya'?" Iku-nyan asked.
"This is fanfiction and the author decided that it was tiring typing 'nya' all the time," Yoru answered.
"Then why am I 'Iku-nyan'? Ikuto is easier right?" Iku-nyan questioned.
"I dunno," Yoru shrugged.
"Well I dunno how I got in and have my own account for facebook but considering this is a completely humor-based story with no plot then it doesn't matter! ANYWAY!" Iku-nyan caught his breath, "Amu isn't busy. She says she's doing homework but I doubt that she isn't having trouble."
"There's not much punctuation in this…"
"This is a completely humor-based story with no limits created out of boredom," Iku-nyan said in a matter-of-fact way.
"So…"
"To Amu's!" *victory pose*
(STAR WIPE~! Zelda theme 'secret found' music plays)
"Amu! I'm bored~!"
The pinkette/rosette/magical girly twitched.
"GO AWAY YOU COSPLAY CAT BOY THING MANATEE!" she yelled, pounding on his back.
"Manatee?" Iku-nya asked with a '0.o' face.
"Yeah. Manatees a bawss!" Amu said, fist-pumping.
"WTF?" said the charas. 0.0
"What?" Amu asked, shrugging.
"So. We're bored and so is the author of this fanfiction," Yoru said.
"No 'nya'?"
Question replied with shrug.
Amu: "Wait a sec. We're in a FANFICTION?" O.O *le gasp*
Iku-nyan: "Ah, now she changed the speech format." -_-
Miki: "Cool~!" *sparkly eyes*
Ran: XD "Go Go!...Wait What the f*beep* am I cheering for? I mean, my character is so girly and messed up. What the f*beep* is this sh*beep*!" X
Suu: "What about my f*beep*ing character! " X
Yoru + Miki + Amu + Yoru + Ikuto + Amu + Iku-nyan: OOOOOOOOO_OOOOOOOO""""
Author: "Not in front of the kiiiiiiidddddzzzzz"
"Okay then!" Ran and Suu grumbled.
"The speech format is back." – Amu
"Nope. It's now in a quote-like kinda way." – Ikuto
"Hey, you're being called 'Ikuto' again!" – Yoru
"Would you look at-
This is the end of the fiction. Yes it sucks, but you wasted your time reading it. Leave a review about how much you hate it.
*insert links like annotations, Youtube style* CLICK ON ME!
Haha, FAILURE!
Xoxo Love to the peepz.
"that…What the hell happened?" – Ikuto
"And this has been The Chronicles of Boredom! Join us next time for some Naruto madness!" – Yoru in MC suit.
"Wait! So, we're not gonna be here next time? This is total bullsh*beep*!" – Amu
"Yeah! We didn't get much screen time!" – Amu's charas
"And why are we listed as 'Amu's charas'? What the f*beep* is this?" – Suu
"Well now you know how they feel!" – Yoru. *points to the unimportant characters of the Shugo Chara anime and manga*
"Well, it's been great! Really! But we really have to end h-"
"What! They're SUPPOSED to be the side-characters. WE'RE the main!"
"We really have to g-"
"Oh don't give us sides THAT bullsh*beep*"
*Crowd chants JERRY JERRY JERRY!* … *stares at Ikuto* "Tom?"
"WE'RE CUTTING THIS! GOODBYE READERS!" – Yoru (being mature! *gasp*)
*crowd gasps*
"GOODBYE~!"
(STAR WIPE!)
Enjoy this? No? Well fu- *shifty eyes* No beep huh? Heheheh. Well fuck *beep*. *beep* *beep* fuck?
*beep* fuck *beep* You're *beep*ing the *beep* words! -_- *staaaaaaaare*
*sigh*
Good *beep*
*beep* from,
The *beep* of a *beep*
X FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!
I was bored. Nuff said.
I WILL update my stories. Just give me some time. Might be done before X-mas. Maybe after, Who knows~! 0.0 *creepy noises* I do! ^,^ XDDDD Um, so yeah. I laughed while writing this so I hope you enjoyed this…I guess.
BAI BAIIIII!
Edit: So, The (at) things don't show up. FML! And a lot of '_' don't show up eaither. Only one. So...yeah...the story is now nothing. ;_; Was this a story anyway? XDDD BAI BAI!
(Finished: Saturday 17th, December, 2011. Approx: 7:17pm
Publish Date: Saturday 17th, December , 2011.)