AN: Please don't tke this offensive if your religion goes against it or you don't have a religion, and I know that Shuichi and Yuki's religion is waaaaay different, but this is a really good idea and I don't know what it will turn into.
It was a dark and stormy night, but that wasn't going to stop Shuichi from going out to get Yuki an anniversary present. It had been two years since Shuichi had trapped Yuki in an elevator with him. He was walking down the road and the next thing he knew, he was walking the other way with a present in his hands. Funny, he didn't even know what it was. Then Shuichi thought, 'I bet he didn't even remember.' And he hurled thbe whatever it was into the nearby river. He suddenly woke, as if from a transe, and ran to grab the present just before it hit the water. 'What was I thinking??? I'm glad that yuki didn't see that. I wonder how I got this thing anyway. The last I remember I was walking down the river side toward the men's jewelry store, and now I'm here'. He heard a rustle in the bushes. Little did he know that Ryuichi and Kumagoro had been following him the whole time. He finally got home and made sure it was known. "I'M HOME!!!! DID YOU MISS ME YUKI???"
"Ugh." Yuki said. 'Would someone please remind me how it was that I came to like him?' he thought. 'Oh, crap. He's got another present. Don't tell me it's another one of his silly anniversaries; wait. Even I remember this one. The brat was in the same elevator as me and I kissed him. Quick, think of a present. We could… no, we did that last time. I know; I'll take him out to dinner! That's good.'
Shuichi's voice suddenly changed. "Well, are you gonna come see what I got you ya boring old pile of worthless shit?" Shuichi suddenly coughed in the middle of his next sentence, which had something to do with Yuki burning in hell. "Are you going to come see what I got you Yuki?" he said in his babyish voice. Of course he had looked at it before he went inside to see what it was. Yuki reluctantly lifted himself off of the sofa and walked over, tired from typing all day.
"Okay Shuichi, what did you get me?" Yuki asked in his nicest voice that he could possibly manage.
"I got you… no you open I yourself."
Yuki opened it slowly, enjoying the suspense on Shuichi's face. He finished opening it. It was a cardboard box. "It's great." He managed to utter. "I'll use it to, put stuff in."
"You're supposed to open the box."
"Oh." He slowly peeled off the tape and flipped open the flaps. "Packing peanuts?"
"Dig around a little."
Yuki stuck in his hand slowly, afraid of what was inside if they had to use so much packing. He pulled out a watch; a Rolex! "WOW!!" This time he meant it. "Shuichi this is, amazing!" He pulled his lover in for a big hug, then changed directions and kissed him. It seemed like time was nonexistent as the minutes rolled by. They were two lovers with a time zone of their own. An hour passed. Finally, Shuichi pulled away.
"So, what did you get me," Shuichi paused. "you fucking imbecile? I bet that you were so cheap you got me that kiss. You probably didn't even remember until I came in and now your present is going to be the same as last time, sex. Pfft, some present. I don't even know why I made you kiss me in that elevator."
"Shuichi, are you feeling all right?"
Shuichi sneezed, then said, "Of course, why do you ask?" Yuki was bewildered by his lover's sudden mood swing. "So what did you get me?" Shuichi playfully asked.