Bridezilla
A bridezilla is a difficult, unpleasant, perfectionist bride.

It was rare to get time away from Ino unless Sasuke surprised her with a weekend trip away without phones or well her phone because Ino didn't have Sasuke's cell number and he had pretty much told Naruto if he was to give it to her Sasuke would gladly explain to his five month niece a few year later why his father was super glues to the front door for a week.

Which scared Naruto more than Ino did when she threatened to make sure that he'd never have more children.

Sakura sighed as she snuggled up close to Sasuke. "Thank you." She mumbled as she laid sleepily against him as they watched a movie that was on tv.

"Hn."

"Don't be so mean." Sakura pouted but let a quiet giggle escape her. She had somehow learned how to speak Sasuke-ese from spending so much time with him during the first couple weeks of spending time with him when they first met.

Sasuke still didn't know how she had picked up on understanding him usually only Naruto understood him because of being friends since childhood.

"Aa... I still don't understand why you don't just tell Ino she can't help anymore..." Sasuke mumbled against her hair as he pressed a soft kiss there.

"Because I can't break her heart..." Sakura sighed as she sat up. "We really shouldn't have just disappeared like that... You know what happened the last time she came running to my apartment you scared the living day lights out of her." She sighed again as she got up.

"Where exactly are you going now?" Sasuke asked quite confused on why his wife was getting up now at exactly two in the morning.

"Can't a girl go pee?" Sakura said rolling her eyes before closing herself into the bathroom.

Ino was a mess. She had tried Sakura's cell, Sakura's apartment number, Sasuke and Sakura's home number and she still couldn't get through to Sakura. There was only nine more months left before Sakura's wedding and it had to be perfect.

As the blond woman ran through all the phone numbers she owned to reach Sakura she stared at the list she had written earlier that day of everything left to be done.

She still had to find a dress and a venue. Heck she even still had to figure out the guest list and what was to be served at the reception. This was no time for Sakura to go off gallivanting around with Sasuke who knows where.

Pouting she called Hinata knowing that she may happen to know where Sakura might be.

"Hi Hinata-chan." Ino chirped.

"Ung. Why are you calling at three in the freaking morning?" Naruto's voice boomed from the phone.

"Because I need to get a hold of Sakura. She's disappeared with Sasuke again and she left her phone or something. Do you know were the love birds are at?"

"Ino. It is three in the morning. Surely if they wanted to talk to you Sakura would curse you out before hanging up on you and no I don't know where they are at. I don't care where they are at and you should go to bed." Naruto sighed before hanging up the phone.

Ino stared at the phone in shock was she just told off by Naruto. The stupid man who couldn't even tell when milk expired but yet able to keep a job at the local fire department.

She pouted before looking down at the list she had written again. "Oh! What about their honeymoon where do they wanna go? Do they wanna go somewhere fancy?" She babbled to herself until a hand came out of no where and took the note pad she had been using away.

"Bed." Shikamaru yawned. "Now."

"But Shika-kun!"

"I promise it will be there when you wake now." He said using the same demanding tone he had when he said now the first time around.

Ino only pouted before trudging upstairs to the bedroom she shared with her lazy boyfriend.

"Hn." Sasuke muttered into his phone as he pulled it off the night stand of the hotel room.

"Ino called again." Naruto whined.

"Aa."

"Don't Aa me teme. I'm tired of her calling here. Make Sakura-chan do something about it!"

"I'm trying dobe." Sasuke snapped before snapping the phone shut. Sasuke was most definitely tired of Ino's antic and they needed to stop. He was not going to let Ino ruin Sakura's perfect wedding on her.

He knew Sakura had wanted a small private wedding where Ino was trying to throw this big and fancy kinda wedding on her. That was the whole reason why they eloped not to deal with the hassle of all the planning but Sakura had to go and open her mouth about possibly a actual wedding in Konoha for her family and their friends.

"She called again." Sasuke said once Sakura made herself comfortable in his arms again.

"I'm sorry."

This is more or less just a teaser of what's to come. But I had this splendid idea half way through writing Poster Boy and had to write it... This one will probably be a Five to Six chapter long story without including this little teaser I've written for you guys. :3 You'll have to wait till after this weekend for me to actually get anything written.

By the way Bestest most best friend in the world you are insane but I love you and I couldn't stop giggling over the review you left me on Poster Boy. I'd make those fancy less than three hearts but Fanfic doesn't recognize the darn less than sign D:

Now Review my lovelies.