Author's Notes: Hi! I'm back! (Let's have a party!)

Yep I'm here with a Smash Bros. story. The ones you don't see are ones I absolutely despise (especially G&W and Olimar) However Dr. Mario and Mario from now on shall be separate identities in my 'fics.

Right then. Now for the obligatory disclaimer: I own nothing of Super Smash Bros. All Characters, stages, etc. are copyright of their respective owners. I own Giralkgia and the Palace of the Hands.

The first Smash bros tourney, he appeared on the outskirts of certain battles, never showing himself to the combatants or the audience.

In the Melee tourney, he appeared again. a floating humanoid with long golden hair, which fell to his knees, his skin coloured a bluey-pink with metallic grey streaks over his body along with two golden streaks running down his side. Six tentacle-like wings emitted like dark shadows with red spikes on the ends waved aimlessly in the air around him.

Now the Brawl Tourney has arrived. Mr Game and Watch, Ness and the Ice Climbers were sacked due to their very low performance in Melee. Dr. Mario retired as a fighter but stayed on as the resident medic saying that, "Some doctors would press charges against the things seen here."

There were newcomers to the tourney as usual, Ike, ROB, Wario (much to Mario's dismay), Solid Snake, Sonic the Hedgehog, Diddy Kong, Wolf O'Donnell, the angel Pit, Kirby's rivals Meta Knight and King Dedede, Red (the Pokemon trainer), Lucario, and someone in his early thirties known as Giralkgia arrived at the Palace of the Hands along with the veterans of the first and Melee tourneys.

"Welcome!" Master Hand boomed as they finished entering the room. "Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, DK, Diddy Kong, Yoshi, Wario, Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Toon Link, Samus, Pit, ROB, Fox, Falco, Wolf, Captain Falcon, Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede, Pikachu, PKMN Trainer, Lucario, Jigglypuff, Pichu, Mewtwo, Marth, Roy, Ike, Sonic, Snake and Giralkgia, some of you are veterans others aren't, however we wish you all the best of luck in the tourney." Both Hands pointed to the many doors that were behind them, "Each of you have separate rooms in the Palace as usual. You may go." Crazy Hand boomed. It's voice changing pitch as it spoke.

The assembled fighters moved to their rooms unknowing of the threat that they were living next to.

Next day

Palace Gardens

Bowser and Peach were talking animatedly about something when Mario came up with a look of anger in his eyes.

"BOWSER, GET AWAY FROM-A HER!" he bellowed, from behind them. Both Bowser and Peach rounded on him with the intent to kick his sorry fat plumber's behind from here to the Bridge of Eldin and back. Twice.

"Mario. Every time I try to have a civil talk with Bowser about repairing the damage done to the Mushroom Kingdom from YOUR stupidity, you always have to ruin it." Peach said calmly. Then the rush of anger came forth once more, "I will warn you this once. STOP TRYING TO FIGHT BOWSER OR I'LL SHOVE YOUR TOOLS WHERE THEY SHOULDN'T BE ON YOUR BODY!" Her bellow as caused Mario to gape open mouthed and had also caused most of the others in the garden to look in their direction.

"Mario, I'm trying to sleep! Leave them alone for once!" Came a shout from the window of Mewtwo's room.

Ganondorf punched his hand twice. "I think we ought to teach him The lesson. Don't you Links?"

Both Link and Toon Link (Who had replaced Young Link) grinned simultaneously saying, "Yes. Maybe only Luigi wouldn't want this over-defencive plumber beaten to the Glacial Peak and back three times over."

"Oh bugger!" leaked from Mario's quivering lips as he quickly turned on a dime and ran for his life. Only to see Sonic drop in front of him. "You're too slow!" the cobalt hedgehog taunted, running on the spot, causing the rest of Mario's pursuers to laugh for nearly a minute.

"Argh! Shut up you blue rat!" Mario shouted throwing a fireball towards Sonic, not hearing the blatant shout of, "Falcon!" from behind.

"PUNCH!" Captain Falcon shouted hitting Mario square in the back. while Mewtwo warped everyone to the points where he knew Mario would land.

All but Luigi, Peach, Bowser and Giralkgia joined the chase of the plumber. When Mario landed a lot later, bloodied, bruised and a gibbering wreck he stammered, "Sorry." before falling unconscious. Luigi and anticipated this when he heard Peach's rant at Mario, and Dr. Mario was already picking up Mario and taking him to the medical bay. while Peach and Bowser were still talking about something different than the Mushroom Kingdom. They had already sorted the repair problems and were now discussing the wedding guests.

"I think the Mario Bros. are out the window for this." Peach said checking the Brawl Roster.

"Zelda, the two Links, Ganondorf, and those Fire Emblem guys are good possibilities." Bowser said smiling for the first time in ages.

"Samus and Yoshi as well."

"We might as well invite the people we know well then. Excluding those plumbers of course!" Bowser laughed, and Peach joined in.

That Night

Palace Medical Bay

Mario awoke to Dr. Mario tending the wound he got from Sonic spin-balling on his crotch. then heard the door bust open.

"Umm. Dr. Mario I think there's a slight problem with my head." Pit said with Ganondorf's sword stuck in there.

Ganondorf's head, looking uncharacteristicly apologetic, popped around the corner to say, "It was a definate accident."

Dr. Mario sighed as he raised his hands in an 'I don't know' fashion, "Pit, sit down on one of the chairs and-" His voice was interrupted by, "SNAKE! GET YOUR SORRY ARSE OUT OF THAT BOX AND INTO THE GARDENS NOW!" which was blatently the three women shouting simultaneously, "-wait." Dr. Mario finished just as Snake walked in with burn marks from magic and explosions along with wounds from golf-club, tennis racket and frying pan blows.

"Help." he whimpered in a high pitched voice, clutching his crotch in pain.

"Go and lie down on one of the beds." Dr. Mario said as he moved to the door, only to see three angry females standing there, "Ladies, there's no violence allowed in my medical bay. If you're trying to kill Snake, wait until AFTER the tourney." he turned around, "Unless you want me to tell Master Hand about this."

The three women exchanged a look and left.

"Thank you!" whimpered Snake, trying to get to sleep yet failing from the intense pain.
"Snake. It says here that you've had a history of trying to peek at females when off duty. From what you've experienced today, I'd say that it's not good for you health. Stop doing it." Dr. Mario said with hardly a care in the world, as he approached Pit. At least he didn't have to pull nearly 300 arrows out of his back like he had to do to Mario in Melee.

"B-b-b-but-" Snake stuttered only to have Dr. Mario look him in the eyes from about 2cm away from letting the noses touch and shout, "DOCTOR'S ORDERS!"

Giralkgia had been busy placing his Spacial Cameras in all the rooms he had access to redily. He elected not to moniter the fighter's rooms because it wasn't needed. He noticed the commotion in the Medical Bay and muttered, "It's going to be a long night for you Dr. Mario. A very long night."

A/N: Yep Giralkgia's an Enigma ATM. And yes I do channel my anger into the writhing when I write the angry parts. I've decided that Peach is too good for Mario or Luigi. Zelda... You'll have to wait. And Samus... Just wait for that as well. Although they all have short tempers when they sopt someone in a box trying to 'peek' at them.

Yes, there are those who don't like Snake Bashers but would anyone like it if I used G&W or one of the better characters (like Meta Knight) as the punching bag.