Hey everyone!~ I was really bored, so I rewrote the song "Handlebars" by Flobots into a sort of serious parody in Light's POV, highlighting some of the more and less important milestones in Death Note. Please tell me what you think! ^^
WARNING: SPOILERS UP AHEAD! Don't say I didn't warn you! :D
With this Death Note, I kill criminals
Kill criminals
Kill criminals
With this Death Note, I kill criminals
Kill criminals
Kill criminals
Look at me, look at me
Pen in my hand, it's so good to be
Justice
My fans call me "Kira"
Comes from the English word "killer", obviously
I can kill all criminals of the streets
I can kill all those who get in my way
I could off all of Yotsuba's elites
Using Misa was probably a mistake
I could tell you all the people I killed
With this notebook of death I'm very skilled
I made a fake rule to eff with L's mind
And I hate followers who are weak-willed
L still thinks I am Kira
I'll have to get Rem to kill 'im
But I have to bide my time
To make a perfect world without crime
'Cause
I control people without a second thought
Without a second thought
Without a second thought
And I almost laughed when Ukita got shot
Ukita got shot
Ukita got shot
Look at me, look at me
Got Rem to kill L and Watari
But now
There's a new obstacle
He calls himself Near and with L agrees
That I am Kira, without a doubt
And he'll make sure that he catches me
So now I've got to use Takada
And that God-complex guy Mikami
But then Mello abducts Takada and
It's a good thing I thought ahead
And gave Takada a piece of the notebook
So that they will both end up dead
Skip to the meeting at the Yellow Box
Near is more stupid than I thought
To wear L's mask in front of Kira
To stop from laughing takes all I've got
Because
Near said he switched the pages of the notebook
Of the notebook
Of the notebook
But I told Mikami to take a second look
A second look
A second look
(Musical Interlude with Light's inner monologue)
Near… You're just too stupid. You ended up replacing the pages of a fake notebook, and the one Mikami has today is the real not. I was right. You are far inferior to L. SPK, Kira Task Force… Near… DIE!
Mikami, Mikami
Write all their names down real QUICK!
His fingers across the page write names with a loud FLICK!
It looks
Like Kira
Trumps L once
Again!
You surely
Were lying
When you called me
Your friend!
The Kira Task Force begins to panic
As Mikami finishes, looking Satanic
He opens the door, awaiting my praise
And in response to my question, he says:
"35, 36, 37, 38,"
"Looks like I'm the winner, Near!"
"39, 40!" But nothing happens
Why it didn't work is now clear
Because
Near replaced the pages of the fake notebook
Of the fake notebook
Of the fake notebook
But also the pages of the real Death Note
Of the real Death Note
Of the real Death Note
So I ask Ryuk to write down their names
To write down their names
To write down their names
But he writes my name
I guess it's a shame
I run far AWAAAAYYYYY!
And I know I won't go to heaven or hell
To heaven or hell
To heaven or hell
I guess I'll see you in nothingness, L
In nothingness, L
In nothingness, L…
END.