Naruto Crack Fic! 1
Hmm… Time for a partial explanation. I originally made these crack fics for my friends at school, but they were about my friends, too. ^^ See, THIS is the product of a bored day in class for me. I changed all the names to Naruto characters because… it was funnier, and none of you know my friends anyway. Either way, enjoy the crack fest! XD
Aria yawns, boredom and exhaustion being the main points of the day. Head on her arm, she falls into a slight doze….
=SLAM!=
The whole academy jumps except for Aria and Shikamaru, who are, surprisingly, asleep at their desks. Kiba pokes Shikamaru, who moves not; his nap remains quite undisturbed. Temari throws a paper wad at Shikamaru, but pulls an Aria and hits Aria instead. Aria looks up from under her hood and hair with an evil look on her face. Temari, sensing her fate, quickly points at Kankuro. (Kankuro looks and goes, "What'd I do?") Aria gets up and pulls a bazooka from her back pocket and aims it at Kankuro, who is very confused. As the cannon warms up, Shikamaru throws Kiba's pink iPod at Aria, misses, and hits Temari in the face. Temari asks Aria, "Can I borrow your bazooka?" Aria shrugs and hands it to her (Kankuro faints in relief.), and Temari prepares to shoot Shikamaru. All of a sudden, a chicken flies overhead for no apparent reason and drops an egg on Temari, who swings around and glares at Kankuro. Together, Aria and Temari shoot the bazooka at Kankuro (while Shikamaru and the chicken laugh very much and get high on pot)…. They… miss… and hit Sasuke, much to EVERYONE'S disappointment! XD
The end.