Kay. Apparently everyone seems to be enjoying this. Might as well make another!
Thanks to my new reviewers, roxythecat again, Sons of Ocelot, Gunslinger 117, and thedarknessisrising. (Plays "Gentle Stress (AMD Sensual Mix)" to show appreciation.) and many more thanks to the people who first reviewed this series! Now here are...
25 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO TO SILVER
(Warning:Various references to Movies, World Happenings, Music, and Internet Fads)
1)Don't tell him he looks and acts like a mix between Shadow and Tails
2)Don't call him a Nazi
3)Don't remind him that the future is screwed anyway.
4)Don't tell him you voted for Obama
5)Don't call him a psycho
6)Don't bring him to an erupting volcano
7)If you do, don't scream, "OMFG, IBLIS IS ALIVE!"
8)Don't look for his mix tape
9)If you find it, don't show it to Knuckles
10)If you do, laugh at the combination of REO Speedwagon and Celine Dion songs recorded onto it.
11)Don't ask him if his hero is Captain Planet
12)Don't ask him if he's a chick.
13)Don't ask him to flip a bus, it'll just annoy him
14)Don't replace his themesong with "Ice Ice Baby"
15)Don't claim you are from the future and say, "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US"
16)Don't create a paper mache version of half of the Satue of Liberty, Place it on the beach, rent a couple hundred monkeys, pay them to laugh and cheer around it, then bring him to it.
17)If you do, watch as he falls to his knees and screams, "No! You really blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!!!"
18)Don't ask him if he likes Vanilla.
19)If it turns out he does, and they get married, once again, do not replace the song with something by Vanilla Ice
20)Don't ask for a psychic piggy-back ride
21)Don't ask if he "Sees dead people"
22)Don't ask why his lips don't match his words. People who played Sonic Next should recognize this.
23)Don't give him gold or silver bling.
24)Don't ask if he likes Sting, Elton John, or Depeche Mode
25)Don't ask WHY HE HAD A SUPER FORM, OR COULD USE CHAOS CONTROL IN HIS VERY FIRST GAME!!!!!!!! Because neither he, nor Sega has an answer.
(Kay, that last one wasn't really that funny, but it was something I needed to get off my chest. Please review! You'll never guess who I'm doing next...)