WHats up nigga's, Its The C man. i would have put stuff on sooner, butt computers confuze me, lqtm. So anyway eragon prettyy much kicks so much ass its not even funny (really, y would that be funny?) read it and tell me wat ya think about it. peace.
eragon the super BAMF Dragon Rider
my name is eragon. Ima a dragon rider and I got a really bad headache right now from drinking 2 much last night. i walked out of mah cabin after having a bangin night with da hottest chick ever; Katrina. yeah, I know she's my cousin Rarin's wife, but she says I am soo much better in bed and I have a bigger wily. I walked up to Saphera in just my boxers, cuase lets face it, everyone likes 2 look at my hot bod. Safriena had blood all ovr her face, so I was lik, whts up with that. "I ate Rawren, so you do have 2 worry about him messen with you n Katrina no more" "Damn Saphira you are the bombdiggity" So I jumped up on2 Saphena with my super human powers and we flew of 2find some enemies to own. Sapheara flew withic speed and some of Galbatiroxs little pansy boys came in2 sie. "Blow the shit outa those niggas" So Sabrina speewda ball of flames the blew up when it hit those dicks and pieces of them got everywhere. "Word drog"