Link will eat worms by the time I'm done with him. This is my first attempt at humor.
Disclaimer: Did you know Zelda is spelled with a "Z" and Nintendo also owns it?
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Mario was jumping like his life depended on it. But that's beside the point, because this is about how Link saves Hyrule from the Teletubbies er, I mean Ganondorf. Not how Mario falls into bottomless holes and gets eaten by turtles. So this is where it starts. Right abouuuuuuutttttt, now!
Link was talking to the mayor of Ordon village for no apparent reason. This is a pathetic record of what they talked about.
"Link, I want you to go to Hyrule castle and deliver this plate of cookies to Princess Zelda." Said Bo holding out a plate of cookies.
"But Bo, they're showing a Dora the Explorer marathon tomorrow and I can't miss it!" Link cried.
"You're going to Hyrule castle and you're going to like it!" Bo shouted
"Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Link cried and rode Epona back to his hut.
That's basically what they talked about.
Mmmmmmmmmmyep.
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Mario jumped on a turtle, than ate his guts.
TBC