Rediscovering Atlantis
By Ael L. Bolt
Rating: PG for one swearword
Genre: Humor
Summary: Daniel finds Atlantis after losing it.
"Oh come on, where is it?"
"Easy there, Dannyboy. It's not a matter of life or death."
"It very well could be! Do you have any idea what could happen if I can't find Atlantis?"
"Less reports?"
"Jaaack!"
"Look Daniel, it's obviously not in your office. Come on, we can have dinner as a team, and then Carter and Teal'c and I will help you find it."
"But Jack, the answer is here, I KNOW it is…"
"Daniel…"
"Jack, people's lives could depend on this."
"You're blowing this way out of proportion."
"Just because you're a General now doesn't mean my Atlantis is any less important."
"YOUR Atlantis?"
"Yes. I found it first."
"…Daniel."
"And now I just can't find it again!"
"Daniel, tearing apart your office isn't going to help."
"How the hell do you know!"
"Because it's stuck behind your ear."
"…how'd it get there?"
"You put it there, obviously."
"Ohhhh, right."
"Daniel, I am never helping you find your lost pen ever again."
End.
Author's Note: http:(double-slash)www(dot)stimpex(dot)com(dot)ua(slash)brands(slash)bic(slash)atlantis(dot)jpg
The BIC Atlantis. I found one in my car's glovebox today.