I don't own Oxi-Clean!
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The Oxi Clean Guy Goes Insane
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"Oh, dear! I have a stain!" exclaimed a teenage girl, who was, like, TOTALLY SHOPPING!!!
"DO YOU HAVE A STAIN ON YOUR SHIRT? JUST USE OXI-CLEAN!" then, the ox-clean guy sprayed off the stain.
"Like, thanks, like, bye, like, yeah, like!"
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"Oh! NO! My cookies taste bad!" exclaimed the same teenage girl (BUDGET CUT! they couldn't hire a new actor for their commercial.)
"It's okay! Just spray them, with Oxi-Clean!"
"Okay! Sure!" she sprayed them and took a bite.
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Later, in the hospital...
"Why did you get poisoned?" asked the surgeon.
The cookie girl pointed to the Oxi-Clean guy. "He, like, poisoned, like, me!!!"
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Later, in jail...
"Oh, no! Oxi-clean won't get me out of here!" said the Oxi-Clean guy.
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The End! Please Review!
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