Well, this was random. I own diddly. The fic quote mentioned is from 'Therapy', HP category, which I also don't own.
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Gaara walked in the direction of the sink, drops of blood spattered across his face. Temari looked at him, eyebrow raised. " So who did the Browless Wonder kill this time? Or did Kankuro throw Ketchup brand ketchup at you again?" she asked sceptically. Gaara shrugged." Some girl hugged me." Gaara said. Miles away, Jessie looked at her picture where her doodle of some girl hugging Gaara had just imploded. She was left with a doodle of a dead girl. Neko patted her back comfortingly. miles away back in ... someplace, Temari's eyebrow raised some more.
Gaara tried to raise his eyebrow, but since Rock Lee stole his eyebrows, all he could do was turn into a drawing and stare at the authoress. Miles away, Neko was screaming. "Holy SNAP! IT KEEPS LOOKING AT ME, NO MATTER WNER I PUT IT!! -sob-: Evil pic..." Miles back, Kankuro and Crow were throwing Ketchup brand ketchup at each other while Gaara was washing his face. Hinata popped in randomly singing 'World' by Five For Fighting (Awesome song, BTW) "Got a package full of wishes, a magic wand, a globe made out of gold. No instructions or commandments.." She was immediately pelted with Ketchup brand ketchup by Crow and Kankuro, because she was a girl and they were temporarily immature boys.
Sauske popped in, destroying a potted plant, then began quoting one of Evande's fics. "A potted plant is not enough carnage for the Dark Lord! I need to destroy a few more things be fore I go." He said. Hinata ran up to him, covered in Ketchup brand ketchup "Noo! Don't quote other fics! people will sue Neko!" she said. "Le GASP! I had no idea! I must replace that potted plant!" Sauske said, and stood perfectly still in a plant pot, holding some branches. Sakura popped in, holding a tray of muffins. "Muffins!" screamed Kankuro and Crow, shooting Ketchup Brand ketchup into the air.
Everyone ran to the muffins except Sauske, who was still being a potted plant until Tree brand trees could get a tree to him. After everyone had gotten a muffin and Tree brand trees had given a $72978657867275486762685852.85 tree to Sauske, Naruto popped in wearing a cinderella dress. He was actually a BRAIN-SUCKING ZOMBIE THAT ALSO KINDA-SOMEWHAT LIKES KETCHUP BRAND KETCHUP AND CAN CHANGE BODIES AND IS OROCHIMARU'S BROTHER MIXED WITH FRANKENSTIEN, WHO ALSO LIKES TO EAT FISH!!!!!!!!! Then Gaara finally finished with his blood-on-the-face problem in the bathroom and walked out into this scene of random ness. "Le GASP!" he yelled. He brought his hand up and did some spiffy justu signs and thought 'Sakabyuu! Art of the impolding sand funeral!" and imploded the zombie. NOT!
It had no effect. Because the zombie was actually a BRAIN-SUCKING ZOMBIE THAT ALSO KINDA-SOMEWHAT LIKES KETCHUP BRAND KETCHUP AND CAN CHANGE BODIES AND IS OROCHIMARU'S BROTHER MIXED WITH FRANKENSTIEN, WHO ALSO LIKES TO EAT FISH AND COULDN'T BE IMPLODED!!!!!!!!! LE GASP! Then the zombie dissappeared. Gaara shrugged and walked off to get a muffin. And so, with these clues, WHO MURDERED CHOJI? The END! OR IS IT?